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Is SARS From Mars?

Posted by timothy on from the make-of-it-what-you-will dept.

lupulack writes "A news item at CTV.ca asks whether coronaviruses such as that implicated in SARS are in fact completely terrestrial in origin. It's not as clear cut as you might think !"

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  1. Ok, it has to be said: by n9hmg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Coronavirus is from Mars, Chlamydia is from Venus.

  2. Is SARS from Mars? by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 5, Funny


    Is your Brainus in Uranus?

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  3. More probable theory by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's more likely that the SARS virus quantum tunneled to earth through the dark matter membrane between our universe and a parallel dimension transversely embedded in subspace when intelligent negative energy beings empathicly remodulated the inverse temporal phase variance beyond the cubic Plank threshhold condensing the quark-gluon plasma into a metastable yet highly pourous and heterotropic configuration.

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