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Broadband Barrage Balloons

alnya writes "BBC Online are reporting a story of a York-based company called SkyLinc who are floating baloons connected to a fibre optic pole which, they say, can deliver broadband access at "more than double the speed of most broadband services currently available" - whatever that means. Only 18 balloons would be necessarily to blow BT out the water (according to the article). Is this on the horizon?"

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  1. Memorial Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What the hell are you assholes doing reading Slashdot? Have you at least been to any parades to honor our war dead?

    You unpatriotic fucks.

    1. Re:Memorial Day by Tukz · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Actually i'm not american and don't have the slightest idea of what Memorial Day is about. So leave me out of it ;)

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      - Don't do what I do, it's probably not healthy nor safe. -
    2. Re:Memorial Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      We honour our war dead on Remembrance Day, November 11th at 11AM, the anniversary of the end of the War To End All Wars, just like the rest of the western world. Why the fsck are you Yanks always so goddam late?

      We will remember them.

    3. Re:Memorial Day by Alien+Being · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      "...the slightest idea of what Memorial Day is..."

      I used to, but I forgot.

  2. I Am First Poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So eff you

  3. Meridian Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mailbox?

    Password?

    You have one unread message.

    To listen to your message, press One One.

  4. Re:baloony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you're an ASSHOLE now go give Bill a rimjob, PRICK TWAT CUNT MONKEYBOY WHORE

  5. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Just when you thought you met the person with the worst sense of humor ever... Anti Frozt comes along.

    (Posting anonymously because I moderated the original post as funny, and don't want that to go away.)

  6. Re:Newest DOS attack by randyest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    before this gets out of hand (there's already 3 or 4 references to pellet guns, bb guns, etc., and this one is modded up insightful), please rtfa and make your jokes reasonable.

    or show me the pellet gun with a range of 1.5km.

    you know, I can understand the jokesters trying to get in fast without reading the fine article, but why are the mods so anxious to mod something up as insightful, when they haven't taken the time to learn if it really is or not?

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    everything in moderation
  7. Re:RTFA! by Exiler · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Could I have been *gasp* joking? The first mod was dead on with the +1 funny, don't blame me for the idiot that hit insightful.

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    Banaaaana!
  8. It's a lot harder to end a war, than to start one by Hairy_Potter · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    On behalf of all the Yanks, I apologize for all the isolationists in the 1930's who decided you Europeans could govern themselves and live in peace. Had we known Neville would have told the Czechs to lie down and spread their legs to that madman, we would have intervened sooner.

  9. oh sweet 80's by tucolino · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    99 red baloons...

  10. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We even like to make water flow uphill

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3046791.stm

  11. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Randy, you are just bitter because I said I wouldn't cum in your mouth last night, and I did. I also said I wouldn't make your mom lick your shit off my dick, and I did that too. I also didn't tell you that your dad was watching me anally rape you while he masturbated behind a one-way mirror.

    So we can all understand why you're in a bitchy mood today, cunt.

  12. Re:Not worth it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    see, the idea is that you could share the price in your whole village ...

    This is the very concept we use when everyone in my village rents your whore mother for the night. We all chip in and line up at the village square where she lays downs and spreads 'em.

    Of course, since she's only a $5 whore the individual financial impact is minimal.

  13. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Real nice. Think that up all by yourself?? Quite a wit.

  14. Re:RTFA! by Malc · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No, the first mod wasn't dead on. The comment wasn't particularly funny. Judging by all the other unoriginal comments along the same line, it was pretty dumb.

  15. Re:RTFA! by Malc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ahhh, flamebait and offtopic. No more offtopic than the parent post mind you, but then I'm the bad guy in this situation. ;) Aren't the moderators just so over-sensitive and pollitically correct? Pathetic. Sorry, but dumb comments masquerading as poor humour are a waste of space, and the fact that it was moderated up reflects poorly on the moderators and their intelligence. People need to engage their brains before writing such comments.

    Now moderate away and knock this down to -1 too. What a bunch of cliquey geeks worrying about some dumb person's feelings!

  16. Re:RTFA! by Malc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Perhaps I choose to post at 1. Engage your brain. Just to help you, I unchecked the "No Karma Bonus" box for this reply.

    The original concept of the Karma Bonus was to highlight good posts from good posters. Those posters were only expected to post at +1 if they had something worthwhile to say. Moderation was supposed to bring those people back down to earth and remove their +1 bonus if they abused it. Of course, it didn't work and everybody posts at +1 whether they should or not. I believe Signal 11 once did a test posting crap, and still managed to raise the karma level (in the days when it was reported correctly)... a glowing indictment of the moderation system.

    Perhaps I give history too much credence and should just post at +1?

  17. Re:Not worth it...De-"arm"-ed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "I just need to put an antenna on my roof. I would give my right arm for this kind of solution where I live. As it is, I'm limited to a 56k dialup."

    Kind of a high price to surf porn.

  18. 30-06 controlled? BULLSHIT by wowbagger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    A bolt-action 30-06, or even an autoloading 30-06 is NOT a controlled item in the US. I don't know where you are getting your information, but you might try actually doing some research.

    The only thing "controlled" about a 30-06 is that if you are buying one from a dealer the dealer will have to fill in the appropriate forms.

  19. Dear Nena by Letter · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Liebe Nena,

    99 dreams I have had
    In every one a red balloon
    It's all over and I'm standin' pretty
    In this dust that was a city
    If I could find a souvenier
    Just to prove the world was here...
    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you and let it go

    Gruß,
    Brief