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Call the Apple Store and Get Bill and Melinda Gates
oosid writes "The area code in Seattle is (206). Right across Lake Washington in Bellevue the area code is (425). If you're trying to reach the new Apple Store in Bellevue from Seattle, don't forget to dial the area code or you'll find yourself talking to the reception desk at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. The 7 digit number, coincidentally, is the same for both places. If you make the mistake I'm sure that the Foundation will be able to suggest some solutions to all of your Apple problems."
True, you can distinguish the Foundation from the Evil Empire itself. I mean, hell, Al Qaeda feeds and clothes a lot of otherwise starving and unemployed young men. Jewish slaves built Wernher von Braun's labs in Sachsenhausen, which eventually led to Apollo 11. Good work can be done with dirty money.
Microsoft is charitable only when it's in their best interest. Like when they give millions of dollars in 'discounts' on their software, or a bunch of PC's pre-loaded with MS OS's, software and licenses that they can only use MS OS's on them.
That's why all the Seattle area community college Computer Science classes are ran like some sort of MS ad.
Yeah, that's great charity. Charity that furthers their monopoly.
I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.
Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.