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ClusterKnoppix

Posted by michael on from the making-the-hard-things-easy dept.

chronicon writes "Knoppix is the ultimate live CD. No geek-kit should be without it. Now Wim Vandersmissen has taken it a step futher by adding openMosix functionality. Drop the clusterKnoppix CD in your "server", boot up... boot up some networked clients... Knoppix built in LTSP magic kicks in and ta-da--instant cluster!"

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  1. IMAGINE A MONGOLIAN BEOWULF CLUSTERFUCK OF THESE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
  2. Come on, I know you're out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    All these posts and not a single person has yet posted to tell us all how great Gentoo is in comparison to Knoppix or any other distribution ever? Come on, you Gentoo fanboys are slacking!

    1. Re:Come on, I know you're out there by gladbach · · Score: 0, Troll

      LOL. the funny thing is, he's right. Gentoo IS THE BEST DISTRO EVAR. but, knoppix is neat all by itself.

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      "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
  3. My baby done left me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    And I feel like homemade shit.

  4. Pilsbury Doughboy found dead at 71 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news:

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the food community. The
    Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications
    from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
    turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
    the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Snap, Crackle and Pop, and Captain
    Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered
    the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much
    he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
    turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
    dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he
    still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and
    Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
    elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

  5. Re:BitTorrent = SHIT and still not legal anyway by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 0, Troll

    You know BitTorrent's not an illegal file sharing tool, but anyway -- if you think 2k down / 25k up's bad, you've obviously never used eDonkey/eMule! When you're trying to download something, and the lowest queue position you're in is 400, you'll learn to appreciate BitTorrent.

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    -- Help Digitise the Public Domain at DP.
  6. Re:BitTorrent = SHIT and still not legal anyway by grub · · Score: 0, Troll


    Get the eMule source and hack out the upload crap. Have it generate a new user ID every run so you don't get a bad rating, you just stay as a "newer user". I always get ~150KB/sec in with 0K out. While you're at it, increase your search connections/sec.. There's LOTS you can do...

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    Trolling is a art,
  7. correct link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    butttorrent here!

  8. Re:YOU KNOW WHAT ..... YOU WIN!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Ben indeed posted it. I saved this little nugget of joy to use for just such an occassion.

    Heh. Trolls trolling trolls. I love it.

    Ben did not post that. You got trolled, dude.