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Apple Tops Consumer Reports List

Posted by pudge on from the if-i-cannot-say-anything-nice dept.

memoryhole writes "It seems Apple has come out on top in recent Consumer Reports surveys regarding technical support and hardware failure. Way to go Apple!"

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  1. Re:the truth about this by aoteoroa · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Heh . . . $20 says that the person who moderated this "overrated" has a tatoo of a small sunflower.

  2. Re:the truth about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You lose, donate the $20 to a Charity please.

  3. Re:I love apple, but they could be alittle better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And this one time, at band camp I stuck my mac in my...

  4. Dear Father O'Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Dear Father O'Day:

    Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.

    I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).

    Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!

    Sincerely,

    Harry Rodman
    Vice-president
    Homosexual Liaison Services
    Apple Computer, Inc.