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A Tour of Pixar
Jellybob writes "A little something for those of you who aren't happy with where you work: just go and work at Pixar." This is apparently part of the Finding Nemo hype machine; here's a BBC story talking about deploying metal detectors and night-vision goggles to stop people from camcording the movie.
FIRST POOP
first post mother fuckers
Could it be? No.... I fail it.
How much do I have to pay to advertise my company on Slashdot?
TIA
Are you, or have you ever been, a Gentoo Linux user?
As a famous cybersecurity activist, I find it laughable that people still pirate movies using a camcorder. I downloaded a rip of "The Matrix Reloaded" using KaZaA Gold yesterday, and I was shocked by what I saw. People were laughing, talking, answering their mobile phones (or as you Americans call them, "celly phoneys") and otherwise disrupting the movie that I paid KaZaA Gold for the privilege of downloading. I wrote KaZaA Gold an angry e-mail, and I will resend it in 5 hours unless I get a full refund for the movie I downloaded.
You know those "Flexplay DVDs" that critics have been receiving? I think that a very smart hacker like myself should just rip them immediately before they expire. Then they can sell them to sites like KaZaA Gold, so that famous cybersecurity activists like me can download them.
Thank you.
I'm not Seth Finkelstein. I still speak the truth.
obviously a flameabait / troll. mod down
the night goggles are to identify child molesting perverts (CmdrTaco, I'm looking at you).
Once upon a time whilst walking in a park I asked a geek "Do you have a girlfriend?". He responded with a very puzzled look. "A girlfriend?," he mused, "Who is the developer?". I chuckled and told him this was not an open source project. He then became slightly angry and inquired, "Are you trying to insult me? Only the best geeks use open source only! What planet are you living on?!". I reassured him I was well aware of his integrity as a geek (white skin, clumsy, pants that are too short, lack of daily shower, pocket protector etc), and explained, "A girlfriend is a female who to a male (most oftenly a male) has an intimate friendship." He gave me a very confused look. "I have never heard of such a thing.. this.. g-g-irlfriend?" He asked me, sounding very baffled. "I have heard of friends before, those pets other people have. But what is this thing you say.. Grill?". "Girl," I corrected. Then I asked him to sit down on a bench nearby so I could explain it too him, the poor, helpless thing. I told him that for human beings to reproduce, sexual intercourse must occur between a male and a female. "Perhaps you hear the trolls mention a thing called "pussy" on slashdot?". The geek burst into laughter, "Haha, you have been browsing at -1 lately, haven't you? You know that is just troll talk. Those silly trolls never have anything intelligent to say."
My face turned serious. "My dear geek, are you not aware of the female population amongst you? Do you not stare in the street and want to hump a post when you pass by a hot, slim, gorgeous looking chick with a firm bust and well sculpted ass?". The geek immediately began to appear as if we was having a nervous breakdown. His glasses began to fog up and he took them off to wipe them with this linux embroidered shirt, "I think I know what you are talking about. Those things are icky. They have cooties. Get away from me!" I felt offended. "Nonsense, I pleaded! Pussy is a beautiful thing. A sacred thing that you should strive to give pleasure to." The geek would not listen and he began to cry. "STOP IT!! You are EVIL!!" He then, quite geekishly, skipped off down the path.
I walked back to my house feeling rather disheartened. 'Why don't they listen to me' I asked myself? When I got home my girlfriend opened the door. She was wearing short-shorts and a sports bra. She had been doing the thigh master for the past 30 minutes and was sweating. I could see her dark nipples underneath her slightly damp bra. Oh god I could fuck her to the moon and back. I could smell her horniness the second I took my shoes off. I chased her, both of us laughing, to our bedroom [THE FOLLOWING has been censored for the well-being of geeks].... Six hours later, finally satisfied a little, I sat up and noticed that same geek hiding in the trees. He had been watching us the entire time. I swear his penis had to have been the size of a fucking horse cock (not bad for a geek, i might add), and he appeared as if he had gone into a state of shock. I could see cum stains forming near the bulge of his pant zipper. I thought to myself. There is one geek, finally brought into the real world.
Wait a minute. Wasn't Steve Jobs the Apple guy? He's run a business like this before. And I think it was Apple. Is my memory still par here?
this pixar is nice and all, but can it run linux? i hate M$
imagine a hot girl going down on you. her soft puffy lips wrap around your already bulging cock. she sucks and creates this soothing unbelievable wonderful pleasure, a pre-orgasmic extreme like nothing you've ever felt before. your dick is all lathered up from her saliva as she maneuvers he flexible tongue in all kinds of joyous ways along your shaft. then you fucking have the orgasm of your life and you are enveloped in rapture and mind blowing pleasure. you let out a unstoppable grunt as you cum all into her mouth. there is so much cum, it's all over her face and building a delta along her lips as it a little bit drips out of her mouth onto the cold marble floor. ohhh yesss baby, get a blowjob today!
Are they going to start taking Video Cell phones too? I know I am tired of people making phone calls in the theatre!
im ghey you homophobic twit
This Monday, FCC Chair Michael Powell will hold his vote on media
consolidation. There's nothing special about that date -- it's totally
arbitrary. The vote will conclude a process which has shown deliberate
disregard for the views and opinions of the American
people. Powell has refused to even release the actual language of
the rule change -- it won't be known until after the vote. And he's
only held a single meeting to hear the views of the public. Even when a
bipartisan group of Senators requested that he give Congress some time
to discuss the impact of this change, Powell brushed them off.
Chairman Powell still has the power to delay the rule change and allow
time to have a democratic debate about its consequences. Please call
him today and ask him to allow a real public debate on an issue of such
massive importance.
You can reach Powell's office at:
(202) 418-1000
Once you've made your call, please let us know at:
http://moveon.org/fcccall.html
"Moving through the masses like a fish through water." syrup
"Most people think the extra security is just for terrorism reasons,"
Little do they know, we're protecting something even more important than human life: PROFITS!