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landoltjp writes "SCO (Nasdaq: SCOX) are hosting a teleconference today in order to clear the air (*snort*) regarding "Novell's baseless UNIX ownership assertions" and other bits of hubbub and nonesense that's in the news today. Should be fun." And SCO has apparently been enjoined from making some of its claims by a German court (also here.) Cringely has an editorial on the whole mess.

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  1. woah2k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
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    The perineum is the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For men, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for women it extends to the base of the testicles.

    Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

    To make stimulation smoother and more comfortable, it is often helpful to lubricate your fingers before stroking the perineum during lovemaking.

    As long as the stimulation remains outside the body on the perineum, any type of lubricant (petroleum-base or water-base) will do.

    However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.

    The anus is rich in nerve endings & participates with your genitals in the contractions of sexual arousal & orgasm. Anal stimulation greatly enhances & intensifies masturbation, oral sex, or intercourse. A good rule of thumb, when experimenting with anal play, is relax, use plenty of lube (the anus & rectum do not produce any lubrication of their own), and enjoy.

    Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

    Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

    However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.

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  2. Wrong Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You should quit using the old Caldera icon. The current icon is at this location.

  3. Re:Cringley, Linus, and Christoph Hellwig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You really have no clue what you are talking about do you? Outlook has been secure for three years. The only problems you still see are because half the people haven't applied the patch. I have no clue why VB.NET is not a stable upgrade path. It is an efficient, stable, powerful OO programming langauge with a small learning curve for existing VB programmers. I have worked for two separate companies that made the switch from Mac to PC not because of the "monopoly" but because at that point Windows was superior by far(pre-OSX).

    It is people like you that make real IT professionals laugh at Linux zealots. You speak out of your ass and it is obvious you have never held a job with any responsibility.

  4. English motherf*cker, DO YOU SPEAK IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Sorry folks, I'm a dumb american and can only speak 2 langauges, English and Bad English.

    Can one of you smart European folks please translate for us?

  5. A day without a SCO story?? by wikiwa · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    wow, I thought something must be wrong today. I load up my slashdot and there's no story on the main site about SCO?! Alas, my favorite /. editors come through in the nick of time and provide me with my daily FUD.

  6. Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    And...what did your daddy do in the war, little Adolf? And BTW, your women are fat, hairy pigs.

  7. Re: of this I am sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Was the movie called "Revenge of the stupid people with bad grammar"?