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DirecTV takes on PirateDen.com

IgD writes "Pirate's Den is a DirecTV hacking website based in Canada. The site features a very busy chat forum where 'hobbyists' research and discuss ways of hacking satellite TV. The site makes money by selling advertisements and subscriptions to the chat forum. The owner claims all he is engaging in is free speech. He does not appear to directly market circumvention devices. DirectTV doesn't agree however. They apparently are demanding the owner close the site, transfer the domain and pay a settlement fee. Another interesting twist to all this is the fact that DirecTV is not legally able to market its services in Canada. You can read more about this legal battle at FreedomFight.ca."

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  1. Captain's Log: We need more vegetable oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr. Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien howled as suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into Captain Kirk"s bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Spock fagged his stomach. Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it stop. Awful turds whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the U.S.S. Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back on. "OOH!H!!!!!!" Mr. Spock started fagging him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer klingon hurdled through the door and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestoids burst open and he died. THE END.

  2. IMPORTANT!!! The Linux Gay Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Update: "Fist Sport" explained. (05/17/01)

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    It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.

    What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

    Linus Torvalds is an anagram of SLIT ANUS OR VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.

    Richard M. Stallman , spokespervert for the Gaysex is Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of MANS CRAM THRILL AD.

    Alan Cox is barely an anagram of ANAL COX which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

    I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, [Buy At Amazon] is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for SECONDARY RIM and CORD IN MY ARSE. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

    Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for "Felch Male" - a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, "felching" is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into "e-male."

    As far as Richard "(cock)Master" Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following:

    RMS: "I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance," he says. "It's about being able to question conventional wisdom," he asserts. "I believe in love, but not monogamy," he says plainly.

    And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!

    Speaking about "flaming," who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:

    "I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

    Is this why you were touching your penis in

  3. PS2 Ownz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ncftp> open ftp://ps2ownz:server@194.47.173.142:7514
    Connecti ng to 194.47.173.142...
    ProFTPD 1.2.2 Server
    Logging in...
    User logged in, proceed.
    Logged in to 194.47.173.142.
    Current remote directory is /.
    ncftp / > dir
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 10:11 .
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 10:11 ..
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 1000000 May 29 22:09 1MB
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 29 09:24 1] Welcome to ps2ownz server - brought to you by convict
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 00:57 2] Ps2
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 01:28 3] Xbox
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 00:19 4] Misc
    ncftp / > cd "2] Ps2"/
    There are 30536.03 Mb available on drive C:, Current bandwidth use is 391.000 Kbyte/s, There is/are 17 User(s) connected right now
    Directory changed to /2] Ps2
    ncftp /2] Ps2 > dir
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 00:57 .
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 00:57 ..
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 2003 1.5.SDK.ISO
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 00:08 2.7.SDK.DOCS
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 20:07 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 29 10:07 2.7.SDK.TXT.HTML
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 29 23:59 IDA TOOLS
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 01:21 ISOEdit
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 02:12 Jide
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 00:10 PGEN_1.0BETA_Swap_Magic_Compatable
    drw-rw-rw-&nbs p; 1 user group 0 May 29 23:08 PS2 TOOLS
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 01:20 SNSYS TOOLS
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 2003 Septiego
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 10:35 Swap_Magic_CD_Loader_v1-6_Consoles
    drw-rw-rw-&nbs p; 1 user group 0 May 29 23:34 TMPGEnc
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 31 01:14 UltraISO
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 00:08 XenoSaga_Swap_Magic_PPF
    ncftp /2] Ps2 > cd 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS/
    There are 30534.03 Mb available on drive C:, Current bandwidth use is 270.433 Kbyte/s, There is/are 16 User(s) connected right now
    Directory changed to /2] Ps2/2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS
    ncftp ...Ps2/2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS > dir
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 20:07 .
    drw-rw-rw- 1 user group 0 May 30 20:07 ..
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 10:17 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part01.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 10:21 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part02.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 10:25 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part03.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 10:29 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part04.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 21:17 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part05.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 21:21 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part06.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 21:26 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part07.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 21:31 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part08.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 21:36 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part09.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 29 21:40 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part10.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 30 20:07 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part11.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 10000000 May 30 20:12 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.part12.rar
    -rw-rw-rw- 1 user group 1773 May 29 10:13 2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS.sfv
    ncftp ...Ps2/2.7.SDK.LIBS.TOOLS > cd ..
    There are 30534.03 Mb available on drive C:, Current bandwidth use is 326.915 Kbyte/s, There is/are 17 User(s) connected right now
    Directory changed to /2] Ps2
    ncftp /2] Ps2 > cd "PS2 TOOLS"/
    There are 30532.96 Mb available on drive C:, Current bandwidth use is 200.500 Kbyte/s, There is/are 17 User(s) c