PeltierBeer
Helstein writes "Finishing a beer in the sun before it gets warm is usually not a problem, but what about those really hot days? Having some hardware lying around there is only one solution to keep the beer cool, that's to make a PeltierBeer."
I currently have a keg (no I'm not making this up) of root beer in my kitchen.
Sigs are out of style, so I'm not going to use one...oh wait..
Step 1: The most useless gadget, the PeltierBeer, is invented.
Step 2: One geek says, "Imaging a Beowulf cluster of these...."
Step 3: BOOM!
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!
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