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Kazaa/Altnet To Pay Users For Trading Content

mesozoic writes "News.com is reporting that Kazaa and Altnet are unrolling a setup where users are paid to distribute 'authorized content.' The article also mentions something about getting rid of unauthorized files, but is unclear on when and how. I'll be paying close attention to whether this P2P business model pans out; Sharman _has_ shown some shrewd business sense in the past."

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  1. If this is not the first post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    I will glue nails to my bicycle seat and ride down an escalator.

    As always, links to pictures will be posted.

    1. Re:If this is not the first post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Start gluing, fucktard.

  2. LIKE YOU JAGOFFS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK UR TALKN ABOUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    AND IT'S "PAID," JACKASS #1

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  3. Re:Sustainable business plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    AWWWWW.... JEA-YUH!!! Blaine Hilton in the hizzy!

  4. Re:Payed for spam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
    My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.


    My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
    biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
    government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
    purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
    which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
    black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
    had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

    In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
    would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
    any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
    After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
    received:
    1998-Aug-03
    The Pentagon

    Gentlemen,

    We are pleased to see that Project BioHole is ahead of schedule. We
    feel that it is time to replicate more of these creatures for use in
    the battlefield.

    Yours very truly,

    [signed]

    General Harold L. Dyck
    US Central Command
    We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
    be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
    Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
    in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
    had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
    use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

    There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

    In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
    went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
    almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
    our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
    human; it was just tissue.

    We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
    in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
    We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
    hold the leash we would later remember.

    It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
    of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
    without a whimper.

    We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
    dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
    vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

    Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

    A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
    This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
    won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
    creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

    I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
    Project BioHole.

    Dr. "Ken"
  5. Re:cut out the middle-man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
    My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.


    My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
    biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
    government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
    purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
    which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
    black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
    had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

    In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
    would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
    any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
    After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
    received:
    1998-Aug-03
    The Pentagon

    Gentlemen,

    We are pleased to see that Project BioHole is ahead of schedule. We
    feel that it is time to replicate more of these creatures for use in
    the battlefield.

    Yours very truly,

    [signed]

    General Harold L. Dyck
    US Central Command
    We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
    be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
    Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
    in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
    had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
    use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

    There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

    In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
    went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
    almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
    our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
    human; it was just tissue.

    We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
    in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
    We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
    hold the leash we would later remember.

    It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
    of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
    without a whimper.

    We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
    dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
    vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

    Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

    A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
    This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
    won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
    creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

    I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
    Project BioHole.

    Dr. "Ken"
  6. Re:Don't squeeze the sharman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
    My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.


    My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
    biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
    government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
    purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
    which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
    black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
    had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

    In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
    would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
    any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
    After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
    received:
    1998-Aug-03
    The Pentagon

    Gentlemen,

    We are pleased to see that Project BioHole is ahead of schedule. We
    feel that it is time to replicate more of these creatures for use in
    the battlefield.

    Yours very truly,

    [signed]

    General Harold L. Dyck
    US Central Command
    We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
    be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
    Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
    in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
    had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
    use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

    There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

    In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
    went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
    almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
    our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
    human; it was just tissue.

    We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
    in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
    We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
    hold the leash we would later remember.

    It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
    of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
    without a whimper.

    We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
    dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
    vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

    Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

    A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
    This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
    won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
    creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

    I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
    Project BioHole.

    Dr. "Ken"
  7. Re:This is just the beginning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
    My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.


    My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
    biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
    government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
    purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
    which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
    black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
    had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

    In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
    would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
    any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
    After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
    received:
    1998-Aug-03
    The Pentagon

    Gentlemen,

    We are pleased to see that Project BioHole is ahead of schedule. We
    feel that it is time to replicate more of these creatures for use in
    the battlefield.

    Yours very truly,

    [signed]

    General Harold L. Dyck
    US Central Command
    We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
    be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
    Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
    in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
    had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
    use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

    There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

    In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
    went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
    almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
    our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
    human; it was just tissue.

    We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
    in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
    We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
    hold the leash we would later remember.

    It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
    of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
    without a whimper.

    We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
    dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
    vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

    Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

    A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
    This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
    won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
    creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

    I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
    Project BioHole.

    Dr. "Ken"
  8. THIS is the conversion rate: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
    My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.


    My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
    biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
    government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
    purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
    which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
    black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
    had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

    In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
    would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
    any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
    After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
    received:
    1998-Aug-03
    The Pentagon

    Gentlemen,

    We are pleased to see that Project BioHole is ahead of schedule. We
    feel that it is time to replicate more of these creatures for use in
    the battlefield.

    Yours very truly,

    [signed]

    General Harold L. Dyck
    US Central Command
    We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
    be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
    Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
    in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
    had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
    use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

    There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

    In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
    went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
    almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
    our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
    human; it was just tissue.

    We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
    in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
    We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
    hold the leash we would later remember.

    It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
    of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
    without a whimper.

    We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
    dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
    vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

    Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

    A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
    This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
    won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
    creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here. Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

    I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
    Project BioHole.

    Dr. "Ken"
  9. Kazaa? I think NOT.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Please note that I cannot post this under my real identity.
    My life and those of my family would be in jeopardy if I did.


    My name, for purposes of this expose, shall be "Ken". I am a molecular
    biologist in my mid 40's. In the early 1990's I was hired on by the US
    government to perform work on what was then called "Project BioHole". The
    purpose was to create a man-made object from biological components
    which would be able to create a mini-black hole at will. This directional
    black hole would be useful for so many things we thought. Our government
    had much more nefarious intentions, as you will soon find out.

    In July of 1998 we had our first prototype. This mild mannered creature
    would, at command, create the proto-hole which would instantly suck in
    any material objects within a 20 metre radius.
    After the first several weeks of stellar testing, the following memo was
    received:
    1998-Aug-03
    The Pentagon

    Gentlemen,

    We are pleased to see that Project BioHole is ahead of schedule. We
    feel that it is time to replicate more of these creatures for use in
    the battlefield.

    Yours very truly,

    [signed]

    General Harold L. Dyck
    US Central Command
    We scientists were in shock! Our creation, this mild, gentle creature was to
    be used by our military to annihlate enemy troops on foreign battlefields.
    Immediately, Robert Oppenheimer's words when he saw Trinity explode echoed
    in my head "I am become death: the destroyer of worlds." Indeed; we
    had brought this creature to being and the nameless, faceless bureaucrats would
    use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

    There was only one thing left to do: we had to destroy our creation.

    In an early morning during the Spring of 1999 three fellow scientists and I
    went to the cage where we kept our lifes' work. The creature looked at us with
    almost human emotions showing in its eyes. Certainly it looked humanlike, but
    our foolish genetic experiments led us to think we were gods.. This was no
    human; it was just tissue.

    We led the creature to a van parked nearby. We drove to a predetermined spot
    in the woods. I think the beast knew the end was near, yet panic didn't appear.
    We walked to a hole nearby, the creature followed. None of us had bothered to
    hold the leash we would later remember.

    It leaned over the hole. Another scientist held a 45 calibre pistol to the base
    of the animal's skull and squeezed the trigger. It fell forward into the hole
    without a whimper.

    We stared and cried for what seemed like hours as our innocent creation lay there
    dead, another victim of government. We buried the body and drove back to the compound
    vowing never to speak of Project BioHole or our horrid deed again.

    Then, in 2002 the other scientists started dying.

    A car accident, a heart attack and an apparent suicide: I'm the sole survivor.
    This story must not be forgotten. To ensure that all proof of Project BioHole
    won't be erased, I'm including a link to the only known photograph of our
    creation at the moment it creates the BioHole. The picture is here.

    Please, please tell your friends, family, media.. anyone who will listen.

    I haven't much time left on this Earth, only you can carry on the truth about
    Project BioHole.

    Dr. "Ken"