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North Korea's School For Hackers?

Makoto writes "How do you launch a cyber-war with no IP infrastructure? South Korea claims that North Korea is training about 100 "cybersoldiers" per year in electronic warfighting tools and techniques, including writing viruses and hacking. But according to a story at Wired News, North Korea can barely keep its electrical grid up - not to mention feed its people. Even the Pentagon says North Korea's hacker academy is probably just propaganda by South Korea."

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  1. moo by WD_40 · · Score: -1, Troll

    I R A 1337 HAXX0r

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    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." -- RFC 1925

  2. where's the fp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    foo?

  3. first post bitch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    First post!!!

  4. What I want to know by Gizzmonic · · Score: -1, Troll

    Will North Korean hackers make my penis linger?

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    (-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
  5. Re:So what? by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, but we also have Puppetry of the Penis.

  6. Re:Uses by fdawg · · Score: 0, Troll

    This should be modded up too. Moderators forget to look at topics subjectively and without prejudice. Altho the article is about hacking, this person's post can be interpretted as the cause which made this effect.

    With that said, I agree that the US had a hand at making this problem. I disagree that the US was in the wrong. Everyone needs to live though. Situations like these are proof that some problems have no answers. Both parties....or should i say ALL parties involved here are at fault.

  7. Re:North Korea - a picture is worth a thousand wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    quote: They claim various international organizations are "conspiring" against them

    yea, we all know the CIA dont conspire against or assassinate anyone...

  8. Re:Well, c'mon... caliphate of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Warning to all Slashdotting potential victims:

    MR100PERCENT is an extremist Muslim, and believes in killing and enslaving all infidels (any non Muslims).

    You disgust me you lying death monger. Your propagandist misinformation campaign fools no one. Your mobocratic cabal of mediocritomaton losers may mode this down, and you up, but you are exposed for what you are.

    You are a mouthpiece of extremist Islamic thinking. You condone the deaths and murders of innocents, and turn a blind eye to the evil killings perpetrated by Muslims the world over now and for many many centuries before.

    War for lust of money and power has certainly killed but no conquerors have ever gone to the lengths the Muslims have in erasing culture and outlawing religions other than their own.

    And your prophet, Muhammad, the agent of Satan and a lie, could not hear God over Satan, and knew not which spoke when the spoke at the same time. Your prophet was a puppet of Satan.

    Why when Muhammad the death murderer child molester gained power did he not tolerate other religions?

    Why is Minat and other pagan rituals and symbols so common to this phony "monotheistic" religion?

    Your crescent moon is a scimitar slicing through the black sky representing the black death your bright scimitar brings to the conquered infidels, your rule will be rejected and we will overcome your cloak of darkness and death.

    Agents of Satan, prepare to die if you do not relent! We know your grand mufti met with Hitler to try and negotiate a position in the Third Reich. But even Hitler knows pure uncontrolled chaotic evil when he sees it. The Nazis wouldn't even take you.

  9. Re:Well, c'mon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    CLITORIS CHOPPERS. Hi there you fucking Islamic career clerics, doctors of death, Waffen Schutzstaffel doctor Josef Mengele is a patron saint compared to you fucking ragheads. You suck. You aide and abet terror and death. You are partially responsible for the deaths of other fellow men. For this fratricide you shall pay dearly. Your soul is black with the stains of inaction, ineptitude and sympathies to those who walk the dark side. Your foul life is full of sins, not religious, just heinous, your karma is low, you don't confess, and you aren't in prison where you belong. You are your own dark, kept secret. I see through you, the worthless academic, the pseudo intellectual, the unproven unpublished un patented WASTE OF FUCKING FLESH. You are a drain on society, you are a member of the 1st world but pretend to not be. I hate you, you are a stained man.

    Hi clitoris chopper, ISLAM supports clitoris carving. You are Islamic, and of course are a fucking animal. I hate you you pull-start camel jockey lover. Towelheads, Camel Jockies, Sand Niggers, Ackmids, Abeebs, Carpet Flyers, Dune Coons, Rag Heads, Sand Scratchers, Habeebs, Abba-Dabbas, Camel-Humpers, Demi-niggers, Fig-Gobblers, Hucka-luckas (hucka hlacka ghalcka ghugh), Lefties (If you steal, you lose the right hand so, since they are thieves...) Ocnods, Pull-Start-ables (imagine pull starting Ossama's dirty rag like a Briggs and Stratton), Roach-Ranchers (habibs cant kill roaches by a tenant of Is-slum), Sand Moolies.

    Shut up all you dirty fucking Islamic pigfucking swinehundts and the pigs, the communist fuckin Islamic terrorist supporter.

    Take your fucking Koran and cram it up your ass. The sooner the earth sees Islam leave it, the better off it will be. Your Koran is Goat Piss.

    I hope if there is a God and a Hell, you have to drink the liquidy shit from a Pig's ass, and Jewish Rabbis defecate on you.

    I hate the stupid ISLAM fucks who read into the trash they come up with. Saddam Hussein [who needs to take a dirt nap] is higher on my sanity list than fucking Muslim "clerics." In fact, I like Saddam more than most of the other Arab leaders because he is secular. We should fucking nuke the Saudis and Mecca and Medina and turn it into rubble, then tell Saddam to remove the heads of all the buttfucking "royalty" in the area.

    I want to wipe my ass with Mohammad's shroud. I want to grind his body up into bone meal and fertilize my garden with it.

    Our tortured dead scream out in HORROR, asking for vengeance:
    1. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
    2. Kill all Mohammedans.
    3. Kill all Dune Coons.
    4. Kill all Rag Heads.
    5. Kill all Towelheads.
    6. Kill all Arabs.
    7. Kill all Camel Rooters.
    8. Kill all Osama Bin Laden supporters.

    Nuke their countries to hell.
    Nuke them again.
    Death to Islam.

    I piss on Mecca. I wipe my ass with the Koran. I shit upon Mohammed. I wipe the cum for a freshly fucked pussy with Mohammed's shroud then throw it in the pig sty so it can mire in pig shit as it decomposes.