Jonathan Ive Named Designer of the Year

no_demons writes "Jonathan Ive, the man behind the iMac and the iPod, has won the first Designer of the Year award from the Design Museum in London. The Independent has the scoop, and BBC2 has the documentary on Wednesday, June 11th."

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w3rd to the fr1st ps0t

[Anonymous Coward]

asdfasdf

Now if only the bean counters at Apple were ...

[Anonymous Coward]

so creative and you might end up with a price that competes with Intel/AMD based machines.

huh?

[Anonymous Coward]

Did anyone else read that as "Barbra Streisand Named Designer of the Year"?

I wonder....

[stratjakt]

...how much cock he had to suck for this one.

We all know how the 'design' world works.

Dear Randy O'Day

[Anonymous Coward]

Dear Father O'Day:

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Sincerely,

Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.

Re:congratulations!

[Anonymous Coward]

if by "chugging beer" you mean "chugging cocks," and by "taking bong hits" you mean "taking it up the ass," then, yes Vance, those were the days. XXOO.

- Jon

It's a hippie conspiracy

[Anonymous Coward]

Do I smell a hippie conspiracy?

Re:Heh....

[Anonymous Coward]

If you think this shit is funny just wait till the next "puntastic" Xanth novel comes out: "Pederast Isle".

Re:Actaully another Apple guy was working on that

[Anonymous Coward]

(Username="ihatewinXP")

Friend! :-)

Score: -1 Offtopic

Re:props to whomever

[Kurt Russell]

It sounds to me like you
need to unplug, man. A
little R and R.
What do you think, Dujour, should
we take him with us?

Definitely.

Re:props to whomever

[Kurt Russell]

> go fuck yourself right on the pelvis

Since I am unable to do that.
I shall dedicate a song to you sweetheart.

For sujan

Ooo. you make me live
whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see
Ooo, you make me live now honey
Ooo, you make me live

You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend

Ooo, you make me live

I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me girl
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend.

You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love
The things that you do
You're my best friend

Ooo, you make me live.

I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
You, you're my best friend.

Re:props to whomever

[sujan]

dude, are you gay? I am a dude and I am not into _fudgepacking_ for that matter.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

ROFL
ROFL
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Dear Apple

[Anonymous Coward]

Dear Apple:

I bought an Apple computer because of its native support for teledildonics. I bought a USB FUFME [onzin.nl] and MacOS immediately recognized it and installed drivers instantly! As a gay Catholic priest who often can't be at the altar all the time, you can understand how the ability to have sex with children whilst on the airplane with my Powerbook and wireless internet service is a lifesaver.

I just have a single question, will Apple be releasing a firewire version of the FUFME anytime soon?

With much gayness,

Father "Michael" Harris

Dear Father Harris:

[Anonymous Coward]

Dear Father Harris:

Thank you for your kind letter! Being a former Catholic priest myself, I know exactly what you are talking about! It has been our dream at Apple Computers ever since we began in the 80's to shape the homosexual experience with the ultimate computer.

I can answer your letter by saying that YES we will indeed be making a firewire version of the FUFME. With the additional bandwidth offered by the firewire bus, we will be able to more accurately record and deliver more minute and subtle movements that the USB FUFME simply couldnt support due to lack of bandwidth. You will be able to recognize our firewire FUFME in stores by the fancy holographic logo of a cock entering an Apple.

We are glad to help loyal customers such as yourself. If you ever have any more questions, feel free to drop a line (or connect to my teledildonic FUFME server on fufme://cockman.apple.com).

Hugh G. Cockman
President
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.

Re:props to whomever

[Anonymous Coward]

Yeah, right. Just let me slide it in to ya, bitch.

Wonderful!

[Anonymous Coward]

That would be really great, except for the fact that iMacs are for fucking fags!

Re:props to whomever

[sujan]

you fool