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AzrealAO writes "Futuremark and nVidia have released statements regarding the controversy over nVidia driver optimzations and the FutureMark 2003 Benchmark. "Futuremark now has a deeper understanding of the situation and NVIDIA's optimization strategy. In the light of this, Futuremark now states that NVIDIA's driver design is an application specific optimization and not a cheat."" So nVidia's drivers are optimized specifically to run 3DMark2003... and that's not a cheat.

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  1. riiiiight... by Samari711 · · Score: 5, Funny

    and i didn't use a cheat sheet, i used a memory priming sheet.

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    1. Re:riiiiight... by webslacker · · Score: 3, Funny

      And I was only optimizing my tax returns based on potential future wages!

    2. Re:riiiiight... by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many of these can we do?

      "Officer, I wasn't speeding. I was driving in a manner consistant with the road, conditions and the huge motor in my car!"

      "It was creative accounting sir! Not an attempt to 'cook the books'."

      "We are only writing software with the features our users want. This isn't code bloat, and I never made that remark about 640k being enough for anyone!"

      More?

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    3. Re:riiiiight... by confused+philosopher · · Score: 3, Funny

      This just means that games have to design themselves to mimick benchmarking software.

      Come to think of it, why doesn't nVidia just optimize their software for games instead of benchmarking software...?

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    4. Re:riiiiight... by p3d0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, not a cheat-sheet, but an examination-specific memory optimization.

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  2. Cheat? by Davak · · Score: 3, Funny

    So nVidia's drivers are optimized specifically to run 3DMark2003... and that's not a cheat

    Errrr... that seems like a cheat to me!

    Davak

    1. Re:Cheat? by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny
      So nVidia's drivers are optimized specifically to run 3DMark2003... and that's not a cheat

      That is right, this is not a cheat.. we are just redesigning the arrow and repainting the target so they match;)

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  3. Sure sounds fair to me by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 5, Funny

    But then, I'm Bill Gates.

  4. whee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, it seems some careless individual has left this big pile of money on the table! Well, we'll just leave for a few moments and maybe when we come back it will have gone away.

  5. In the spirit of Bill Clinton by L.+VeGas · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not cheating if you don't get caught.

    Oh, I did get caught?

    No, I didn't. Let's move on, shall we?

  6. Great! by blitzoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that's excellent... now they can put 'Designed to run 3Dmark2003' on Nvidia product boxes!

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  7. Re:Futuremark scared? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny
    This is obviously Futuremark trying to appease Nvidia.

    Ha, yes and we all know how well that works, don't we? You mark my words, we'll see nVidia's tanks rolling over Poland by Christmas...

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  8. NVidias meeting with futuremark by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Cheating? Our developers, The Franklin Family, would disagree. I think a meeting can be arranged with them, if you wish. Isn't that right Mr. Franklin?"

    *shakes hundred dollar bill side to side, speaks in high tone out of side of mouth*

    "Sure is, Boss!"

  9. Re:Article text: by H0NGK0NGPH00EY · · Score: 3, Funny

    Certain statements in this press release, including any statements relating to the Company's performance expectations for NVIDIA's family of products and expectations of continued revenue growth, are forward-looking statements that are subject to risks and uncertainties that could cause results to be materially different than expectations. Such risks and uncertainties include, but are not limited to, manufacturing and other delays relating to new products, difficulties in the fabrication process and dependence of the Company on third-party manufacturers, general industry trends including cyclical trends in the PC and semiconductor industries, the impact of competitive products and pricing alternatives, market acceptance of the Company's new products, cmdrtaco's and michael's rampant homosexual love affair, and the Company's dependence on third-party developers and publishers. Investors are advised to read the Company's Annual Report on Form 10-K and quarterly reports on Form 10-Q filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission, particularly those sections entitled Certain Business Risks, for a fuller discussion of these and other risks and uncertainties.

    You have got to be the only troll to get modded to +5 practically every time you post. Quite a feat, actually.

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  10. I love corperate honesty! by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Funny
    Right, right, right...

    And I suppose people who cheat at online MMRGPs are just using undocumented program calls and extended functionality. It's all so clear now...

    What would be great...
    If someone was to reverse engineer the drivers, remove the "Optimisation", recompile and compare results. See what percent the "Optimisations" fudged the results.

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  11. Re:Yeah, right by HopeUnknown · · Score: 3, Funny
    Time to update Websters. Cheat just got new semantics.

    optimize

    verb. optimized, optimizing, optimizes

    See cheat.

    1. Jimmy optimized his test score when the teacher wasn't looking.

  12. Act I, scene 2: Goons by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 3, Funny

    A few months ago, in a dark warehouse in Brooklyn...

    *knock* *knock* *knock*
    nVidia: Who is it?
    *Futuremark goons enter stage left*
    Futuremark: You's late wit you's beta program "membership dues". You know what happens wit da peoples dat don't pay they's dues, right?
    nVidia: Piss off! We're not paying this year.
    Futuremark: Dat's a pretty benchmark score you got there. Be a shame is somethin' BAD happened to it...
    *Futuremark pushes nVidia's benchmark trophy over, shattering it*
    Futuremark: oops. Looks like ATI is faster dis year. Dat's too bad for you's guys. You sure you don't wants to join da beta?
    nVidia: You bastards! Get out!
    Futuremark: Think about it. Da boss wants you on board this year, or bad things happen.
    *exeunt goons stage left*
    nVidia: No more "beta membership dues". We're going to beat those Futuremark goons at their own crooked game!

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  13. Article Text Interpreted by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Futuremark Statement:
    Paragraph 1: We're making a statement.
    Paragraph 2: nVidia didn't really cheat.
    Paragraph 3: Most computer games cheat.
    Paragraph 4: We don't allow companies to cheat in their code.
    Paragraph 5: Therefore, we should cheat in ours.

    Nvidia Statement: They should have worked with us for a better cheat.

    Joint Statement:We should all cheat together.

    Footer 1: Futuremark rocks.
    Footer 2: Don't steal our IP.
    Footer 3: Nvidia rocks.
    Footer 4: Really it does.
    Footer 5: Of course, we could be lying.
    Footer 6: Don't steal our IP.