SCO SCO SCO!

Still more links on SCO's assorted allegations of copyright infringement. They say they're going to sue Novell. Software analysts refuse to be part of the hoax - also some good quotes from Linus here. SCO and UNIX: a Comedy of Errors. Salon has a story on SCO too, but sadly it's not available to read freely. And Wired has an old story which I think sums up the SCO claims pretty well.

Comments

Are you guys lonely?

[Anonymous Coward]

MASTURBATION TIPS!

SCO

[Anonymous Coward]

I know if I was a software analyst, I would have no part of buttsex either.

Lets all pull a sco, and mad sco's for all!

BUSH = RECESSION

[Anonymous Coward]

Over 10 million Unemployed.

Whatever Bush may be in Power.

Re:BUSH = RECESSION

[brsmith4]

I guess you haven't heard today's anouncement from greenspan... economy is recovering. Job markets are expected to reopen soon. looks like bush for '04 is becoming an even more undeniable certainty. BTW, 10 million unemployed is still much better than the double-digit percentage of unemployment plaguing various European countries these days.

Re:BUSH = RECESSION

[Troll_Kamikaze]

I guess you haven't heard today's anouncement from greenspan... economy is recovering. Job markets are expected to reopen soon.

I heard these same announcements in early 2002. Guess what? Greenspan has a vested interest in leading people to believe that the economy is doing better than it really is.

BTW, 10 million unemployed is still much better than the double-digit percentage of unemployment plaguing various European countries these days.

Except that the European unemployed actually have access to medical care, counseling, etc. That's a big, big difference.

Re:BUSH = RECESSION

[Anonymous Coward]

"Except that the European unemployed actually have access to medical care, counseling, etc. That's a big, big difference."

Last time I checked in the USA anyone who needed health care got it. As far as I know every job hunter in the US has access to state employment services and benefits. An unemployment rate of 6% which is the current rate is a typical and average unemployment rate for the USA. Even at that the Federal goverment has extended benefits 2 times already. You want to blame some one for a bad ecconomy blame Osma, not George.

So either you just want a reason to bag on the USA or you are part of the *vast leftwing conspiracy* spreading shit and lies to get your party back in power.

Either way. Shut the fuck up

Re:BUSH = RECESSION

[Anonymous Coward]

"Except that the European unemployed actually have access to medical care, counseling, etc. That's a big, big difference."

Last time I checked in the USA anyone who needed health care got it. As far as I know every job hunter in the US has access to state employment services and benefits. An unemployment rate of 6% which is the current rate is a typical and average unemployment rate for the USA. Even at that the Federal goverment has extended benefits 2 times already. You want to blame some one for a bad ecconomy blame Osma, not George.

So either you just want a reason to bag on the USA or you are part of the *vast leftwing conspiracy* spreading shit and lies to get your party back in power.

Either way. Shut the fuck up

God dam left wing fags keep modding this stuff
up and the replies down. Must really be some left wing conspiracy action.n Go ahead and mod it it down an prove it meta fags

The greek in me

[Anonymous Coward]

Christ, I love Greek! Women just don't seem to understand that a man can find just as much pleasure in the warm confines of a well-muscled ass as they can in the satin embrace of a well-wetted cunt. Maybe we men have conditioned them too well to ignoring one hole for the other: nonetheless, every man I've talked to about it loves Greek and every woman who I've talked to about it has been less than enthusiastic. So imagine my surprise last weekend when Jenifer treated me to the joys of anal sex in what must be the first time in five or six years.

Re:shareholders..

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm suprised some of the VALinux shareholders haven't sued the directors for essentially making VALinux stock worthless.

VALinux Stock Performance

From $249.32 to $1.44 in two years. That is a hell of a lot worse than SCO.

Welcome to Jerry Springer...

[thomasj]

Welcome to Jerry Springer Show and tonight we will meet Essie O who claims her boyfriend Herbie M is seeing a secret lover Lee Knox and giving away her jewellery.

Jerry:Essie O, you say that ...

Essie O:I say that my [beep] boyfriend is [beep] with that [beep] [beep] ...

Jerry:Hold it, hold it there. Please don't use coarse lanuage here. How long have you been together?

Essie O:We have been going out for like 4, or like 5 years now you know, and we are now having a baby now you know, and now you know he has been so hard on me not to see no friend and all ...

Jerry:So you have a relationship?

Essie O:Sorta way, but we are not moving any closer, 'cause he's like spending big money on stuff like toying with his mainframes and all that work on AIX and we are not comming to a place where we can talk about our new thing with baby and all you know

Jerry:And now you are mad at ...

Essie O:Yes, 'cause hes's talking and talking about love and things, but I know he is seeing a [beep] whose name is Lee Knox

Herbie M:She is lying ...

Essie O:I'm no [beep] lying man. You say you have work to do on AIX, and you go out seeing that [beep] [beep]! You are a cheater and a [beep] and a [beep]. I don't trust you for a dime man

Jerry:Your language please. Herbie M, is that true?

Herbie M:I know Lee Knox, and we are old friends from high school. She is very nobel and do a lot for a lot of many people man. I talked to her last Saturday you know and ...

Essie O:And you [beep] her on any day of the week ...

Herbie M:No [beep] man, I love you honey ...

Essie O:Don't you honey me here, when you are honeying somebody else. I see no nobel thing of that [beep] and you have no business running with her whan we are building a relationship

Jerry:And you say that your jewellery ...

Essie O:Yeah, he's taking the things he's been giving to me and some of my old stuff you know, and he is saying all sort of sweet things to he while he is robbing me blind you know, and now he's is trying to impress that [beep] with my best ...

Herbie M:I'm giving no jewllery of yours to nobody. Why would I give things to you and take it out of your things again man. I give no jewellery of yours away ...

Essie O:He do too ...

Jerry:But is it so, please welcome Noue L ... You are ...

Noue L:I am Essie O's class mate from high school, we were best friends thereand we share everything then. I lent her all of my things to do any business with, and when we went to the prom, she was using my jewellery ...

Jerry:And, you have a say on the jewellery what Essie O is talking about when she says that ...

Noue L:Yes, she is now refering to my jewellery as it now is hers to keep. It is alright she is using it and she can wear it on as often as she wants, but ...

Essie O:No, it is my now. How can you talk like this to me man? You don't remember that you gave these ...

Noue L:No, it is not like this at all. All that I said was, that you could borrow it for as long time that you wanted. You have no business stopping Herbie M in ...

Essie O:You don't know that this [beep] is giving your possessions to a [beep] who is [beep] with my man ...

Noue L:I know Lee Knox very well, and she is allowed to ...

Essie O:You're a [beep] and a [beep] ...

Jerry:Stop it there. And again please watch your language! Let us

Show & Tell time?

[Anonymous Coward]

Darl: The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.

Edna: Thank you, Darl. I look forward to seeing it again next week. Bruce, you're up.

Re:Closet Johnny Cash fans?

[I_Heat_Sexylaid]

Arguably the dumbest joke in the history of /.
Go home.
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MOD PARENT DOWN

[chundo]

Someone please mod the parent down... this link has already been karma-whored to death...

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