Re:Death to Big Labels
by
Gaijinator
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· Score: 5, Funny
The Dinosaurs were big and dominated the earth and THEY DIED OUT.
That analogy doesn't fit very well. Dinosaurs were cold-blooded carnivores*... oh wait.
* (Yes, I know some dinosaurs were also wussy Vegans.)
-- "For success, it is essential you have Thunderball Fists." "I can have such a thing?" "That's right. Thunderball Fists."
Re:Three million sold?
by
FosterKanig
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· Score: 4, Funny
It was over 1 mil in the first week.
They reached 2 mil in 16 days.
They reached 3 mil in 4 weeks.
At this rate they will be selling only 1 song a week by the end of the year. And this means...
(everybody say it with me)
Beleagured Apple is going out of business!!!
Re:Death to Big Labels
by
dogfart
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· Score: 4, Funny
The Dinosaurs were big and dominated the earth and THEY DIED OUT.
Q. What's the difference between the RIAA and "Jurassic Park" ?
A. One is a desert island filled with extinct man-eating reptiles. The other is a movie.
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"dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"
The Dinosaurs were big and dominated the earth and THEY DIED OUT.
That analogy doesn't fit very well. Dinosaurs were cold-blooded carnivores*... oh wait.
* (Yes, I know some dinosaurs were also wussy Vegans.)
"For success, it is essential you have Thunderball Fists." "I can have such a thing?" "That's right. Thunderball Fists."
It was over 1 mil in the first week.
They reached 2 mil in 16 days.
They reached 3 mil in 4 weeks.
At this rate they will be selling only 1 song a week by the end of the year. And this means...
(everybody say it with me)
Beleagured Apple is going out of business!!!
Q. What's the difference between the RIAA and "Jurassic Park" ?
A. One is a desert island filled with extinct man-eating reptiles. The other is a movie.
"dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"