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Recommendations for High Volume Color Laser Printers?

Posted by Cliff on from the churning-out-pages-at-an-incredible-rate dept.

dughutch asks: "My church currently uses a small business color laser printer (Minolta 2200), but alas, it can not handle the load of our growing congregation. We are looking at buying a higher volume color laser printer and I wanted to ask the Slashdot readers for any and all information on possible solutions relating to this question, including, but not limited to: cost, volume, repairs, and outsourcing?"

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  1. Anyhow... by floydigus · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Why the *FUCK* should *YOU* get a colour laser printer?

    You should donate the money to a third world country, shouldn't you?

    You can make do perfectly well with a B&W laser - you can probably even get one or two donated to you by your congregation.

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    All things in moderation; including moderation

    1. Re:Anyhow... by dbrutus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wow, and I bet you are unhappy with religion because it tells you what to do.

    2. Re:Anyhow... by floydigus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Quite foolish? You're the one who believes in a fairy tale desert cult, after all.

      ROTFLMAO.

      You, on the other hand, fail to see that the church is interested in furthering it's own needs before those of anyone else: While the core ideas that it propounds are basically good (though at times naive), the organisation itself is an irrelevant construct which parasitically feeds on the memetically successful ideas of a simple carpenter.

      So yes, I can see why the printer would be good for your church, but that doesn't mean it is good for you or that it is morally correct according to the teachings of your religion.

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      All things in moderation; including moderation

  2. Re:You're barking up the wrong .. tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    USE the BLOOD of CHRIST as your red ink. (This is especially appealing to Muslim "churches" aka terrorist covens).

    USE the BLUE BALLS of CHURCH BOYS everywhere for your blue ink.

    Use the URINE the HIPPES dunk the cross in to at art exhibitions for the YELLOW INK.

    and finally, for BLACK INK ... Take that black shit out of the incense ball and mix it with water.

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    And to the stupid cult fucker who asked this question, his "growing congregation.." Sounds like cultist propaganda.

    Religion is a cult, and your willingness to mold God in your image and your line of thinking is blasphemy. A puny human mind has no ability to characterize GOD, and you motherfuckers do it and that is HYBRIS.