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Will Caffeine Cause Health Problems?

numbski asks: "We're all geeks here, and I think there is no question how much we love our caffeine. What concerns me is that my fiancee has noticed how much I take in during the morning, and that I even use Diet Pepsi in addition to pain killers as a medication for headaches. So I did my googling about caffeine and addiction. In the minority, you have one report making a scientific claim that there is no such thing as an addiction to caffeine, however many other articles (not to mention marketing propaganda) suggest otherwise. Perhaps not just the sake of having an addiction is what concerns me, but whatever other side effects. I generally take good care of myself, go to the gym, exercise, play hockey, eat right. I hate to have a stroke or heart attack later on in life because of the stuff. I'd be curious to know the thoughts of others who take in large amounts of caffeine, and perhaps what their doctors have said about it. I plan on talking to my own soon, but it seems like this warrants discussion amongst those who consume the most. Would/does this prevent you from grabbing your Bawls and running like hell?"

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  1. Caffeine is good for you by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a matter of fact, when I don't drink it, I have these POUNDING HEADACHES LIKE A NAIL IN MY BRAIN.

    Therefore, it must be good for me, right?

  2. caffiene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just use some cocaine as a pick-me-up and then you can wean yourself away from caffiene :P

  3. Re:from the BAWLS link by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're talking about kinetic energy, not potential energy.

  4. Restroom please? by numbski · · Score: 4, Funny

    She said one study " reported dependence over a wide dose range", from as little as one or two cups per day to as much as 25 cups.

    25 cups???? 8 hour workday. 25/8=~3/hour

    Every 20 minutes you're downing approximately 8oz of caffeine and water.

    Man, come up for air!

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    1. Re:Restroom please? by Tower · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Too much sugar is bad for you.

      Too much water is bad for you, too - they call it 'drowning'.

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    2. Re:Restroom please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      For other facts about this extremely harmful substance, visit the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division. Scary stuff.

  5. Re:Will Caffeine Cause Health Problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    > And yes, I now have the most boring life imaginable.

    At least we have slashdot.

  6. If by health problems you mean.. by recursiv · · Score: 2, Funny

    If by health problems you mean my 20 page term paper, and by cause you mean solve then YES, emphatically.

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  7. Re:Will Caffeine Cause Health Problems? by Marillion · · Score: 3, Funny
    Have you read the DOD Hazardous Material Information Sheet sheet for caffeine? Choice parts include:

    • MAY ACT AS STIMULANT IF EXCESSIVE INGEST
    • INGEST:IF CONSC GIVE 1-2 GLASSES OF WATER TO DRINK,INDUCE VOMIT.
    • WARNING! POISON MAY BE HARMFUL IF INHALED OR SWALLOWED.
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  8. Re:As long as it keeps my brain going... by Muhammar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will remember this, but I have to write it down.

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  9. Re:Are some people immune to caffeine? by dheltzel · · Score: 3, Funny
    My girlfriend, on the other hand, usually falls asleep before her head hits the pillow, right after downing an extra large, extra strong cup of coffee.

    Dude, you must be really boring in bed!.

  10. Re:Honore de Balzac might had overdosed by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 4, Funny
    I always thought Balzac should be the patron saint of geeks and programmers.
    Yes, he was a virtual Java machine.
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  11. Re:Caffeine is bug poison. by JediTrainer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Caffeine is bug poison. Tropical plants use it to disturb the central nervous systems of insects, so that they discourage being eaten.

    This explains why the mosquitoes avoid me at the cottage. No West-Nile worries for me!

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  12. Re:Honore de Balzac might had overdosed by pjp6259 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, you want the patron saint of geeks and programmers to be a guy whose name is pronounced "ball-sack".

    No thanks.

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  13. Re:Chiming in about headaches... by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 2, Funny

    A few important replies:

    1. Restaurants that don't serve beer aren't worth going to;
    2. If you don't down several glasses of beer at each meal, then a severe problem will set in: sobriety. You don't want that. Trust me.