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Chicken Run

Posted by michael on from the run-lola-run dept.

Applying modern technology to the task of corraling chickens for the slaughterhouse results in a chicken-catching machine that surprisingly is not as gruesome as it appears. Never thought about a "chicken vacuum" before? After reading this, you won't be able to get it out of your head. :) Sadly, scientists are already researching ways for the chickens to fight back.

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  1. FIRST NIGGER LOVING POST!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    oh yeah

    THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS THE FIRST NIGGER LOVING POST ON THIS TOPIC. I LOVE NIGGERS. SHIZZLE TO MY NIZZLE BROS.

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  2. I Modded Down 5 European Posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I always do this when I get mod points. I have 4 accounts so I always get mod points. It's nothing personal against Euros but I dislike them all intensely, except for a couple of Belgian whores I tricked out the other week.

    There's nothing anyone can do about it. Kinda like how Europe couldn't do anything about U.S. bombing the fuck out of Iraq.

    See ya !

    1. Re:I Modded Down 5 European Posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Actually, it seems that most educated Europeans are socialists who despise capitalism.

      That's because the Europeans who went out, got educated, and do NOT despise capitalism emigrated and became Americans.

      It's the same reason why there are so few America-loving people overseas and so many America-hating people overseas. Most of the America-loving people got the hell out of whatever flea-infested shithole that birthed them and became Americas as soon as they could.

      God bless America.

    2. Re:I Modded Down 5 European Posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      I hope your friend gets what's coming to him and is thrown violently out of the ISP on his rear.

    3. Re:I Modded Down 5 European Posts by HBI · · Score: 0, Troll

      Damn straight, and a good thing that.

      Good job for the traffic throttler too. Hurt 'em where it counts. Assholes.

      I hope the moderations get their rocks off - it's about all the pleasure they're likely to get in their socialist paradise.

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      HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
  3. Re:Very nice, humane, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    how the fuck can u KILL a bird more HUMANELY?? WTF u on, crack? Its FUCKING DEAD!

  4. Re:McDonald's by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1, Troll

    The chicken mcnugget is 51% chicken. Otherwise they can't call it the "chicken" mcnugget. The other 49% is fish. Cod, probably.

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    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  5. Dear God, please help us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't buy this technology!

    Stop supporting Soylent!

    These machines don't need much retrofit to catch human babies!

    Stop the killing! Stop Soylent!

  6. Chicken mills. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Wonderful, yet another reason not to eat chicken... isn't it bad enough that at corporate chicken mills they're born in to dark 1 foot cubed boxes, spend their entire lives there while being plumped up with hormones, only to be vacuumed up and dumped in to gas chambers?

    I'm sure this'll be labeled as a "troll", but it's simply disgusting. 'nuff said.