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SCO NDA Online at LinuxJournal

shadowbearer writes "The full text of the SCO NDA is available here at LinuxJournal. IANAL, but my reading of it makes me understand all the industry "No way!" style comments. Here's a snippet:
"Dan Ravicher, an attorney who specializes in free software and open-source issues at the firm of Patterson, Belknap, Webb & Tyler, said in an interview there are three key problems with the NDA. First, Ravicher said, "SCO can pick and choose among all its evidence" to show only the parts that back up the company's claims. "They're agreeing to let you see the half of the picture that they want you to see", he added.""

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  1. Section 8 by Waab · · Score: 5, Funny

    Under Section 8 (Injunctive Relief), if I sign the NDA and then even threaten to reveal any of what SCO showed me:

    SCO shall be entitled ... to preliminary and permanent injunctive relief

    Does this mean they can send me down for the dirt nap?

    1. Re:Section 8 by rking · · Score: 5, Funny

      is this NDA actually enforceable?

      Maybe, maybe not, but breaking it will get you added to SCO's we-will-sue list. Next press release it'll be IBM, 1500 Linux using companies, Novell and now Slashdot's Anonymous Coward.

    2. Re:Section 8 by Ryvar · · Score: 2, Funny

      that company that went to hell in the early 90's that had the crappiest Unix on the market?

      You're thinking HP (HP-UX). Otherwise, yeah.

      --Ryvar

  2. NDA for the NDA? by GGardner · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm surprised that the NDA isn't under NDA itself.

    1. Re:NDA for the NDA? by kmahan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Probably a shrinkwrap license to make the NDA be under NDA.

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  3. Be nice you guys.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    SCO can only show you half the evidence now as they haven't made up the other half yet. Just be patient and play nice, boys.

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  4. Picture? by sporty · · Score: 3, Funny
    They're agreeing to let you see the half of the picture that they want you to see.


    Well, if a picture is worth a thousand words, and half a picture is prolly worth about 500...

    I say we use those 500 words and tell sco the many ways to "get bent".
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    1. Re:Picture? by not-folly · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then my 2.698 words would be "Get bent, SC..."

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  5. I made a copy of the NDA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    and sent it to them next day mail. I signed it Linus Torvalds.

  6. I just saw the code... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    it seems like the infringing part is the following:
    // you are not supposed to understand this
  7. Phew! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Funny

    And to think, I was having SCO news withdrawal.

    This should fix me till Monday!

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  8. Re:More dirty SCO tricks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if SCO is run by Scientologists...

  9. Re:Beware of unilateral contracts by PD · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the facts are going to come out during the trial anyways, so all you'd gain by signing the NDA is a small amount of time to look at the code before everyone else does. Not unlike subscribing to Slashdot.

  10. The final line by egoff · · Score: 4, Funny

    This NDA will self-destruct in ten seconds.

  11. Re:More dirty SCO tricks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mormons. Same thing, except they have a database fetish.

  12. Re:courtesy of nasdaq... by n0ano · · Score: 4, Funny
    Maybe the market is reacting to the news that Microsoft can't innovate, most innovation is coming from Open Source and since SCO is a big defender of open source then....


    On second thought the more likely answer is that people who buy stocks are idiots

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  13. Re:There really is no way to do this right by codefool · · Score: 2, Funny
    if they let you publish information "obtained from other sources" you can basically publish the relevant code.

    Good point - but what I don't understand is why they don't put a limit on the Linux side of things? Such as - keep this secret until a judge says this is over, owtte.

    I think SCO is as evil as the next guy

    So, how evil is the next guy ;-)

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  14. Imagine the SCO Employee NDA by BrynM · · Score: 4, Funny

    4. COMPLAINING. Employee shall not, upon leaving the office, complain, celebrate, share or disclose any details of any day at work or the disposition (good or bad day) of any day. Further SCO reserves the right to alter the empoyee's view of any working day based on whether SCO believes it to be a good or bad day at work.

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  15. Re:Simple Really by waynemcdougall · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear SCO

    Thank you for your letter requesting royalties. I must advise you that I have modified my copy of Linux and it now longer contains any of the code you allege is your property.

    I would be happy to show you my revised code so you can verify my claim, if you wouldn't mind filling out this NDA (attached). Oh, and don't forget to let me know which lines you want to see. I have my lines of source code sorted in alphabetical order for your ease of reference.

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  16. Re:What if? by JDBrechtel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yea....it's possible that you're clinically insane.

  17. Larson by Per+Wigren · · Score: 4, Funny

    This whole SCO-thing reminds me of an old Gary Larson strip where a cowboy in a gunfight is told something like "If you get shot, don't just die! Be dramatic! Jump around screaming or something, then die!"

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  18. Re:break the NDA? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since you would be the only one to sign it, even SCO could figure out who did it!

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  19. Re:If... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    no. A pact with Satan wold be subtle. this is a pact with stupid.

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  20. Re:I made a copy of the NDA by FyRE666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    and sent it to them next day mail. I signed it Linus Torvalds.

    Well I sign all my mail "Rob Malda", especially my email - it seems to keep my own email address free of spam ;-)

  21. Re:courtesy of nasdaq... by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are getting ready for the lawsuit against SCO when the stock collapses :D

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  22. Oh, this one's a gem by dmforcier · · Score: 2, Funny

    12. Construction. ... This Agreement represents the wording selected by the Parties to define their agreement and no rule of strict construction shall apply against either Party.


    In other words, "This Agreement means what we intend it to mean, and not what it actually says."

    I wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft pole.

    {Not that I actually have a 10 ft pole, and I didn't intend to imply by listing a 10 ft pole in the text that the text has anything to do with an actual 10 ft pole, and you agree that ... bleh)
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  23. Re:Beware of unilateral contracts by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Funny
    The ring! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof! What's with you man, come on?

    </offtopic>

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  24. Damn Achronyms by r_cerq · · Score: 3, Funny

    They probably think NDA stands for No Details Available.

  25. SCO means Sour Cream and Onion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not my favorite flavor of UNIX, that's for sure.