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Samsung LTM295W 29" LCD Review
An anonymous reader noted a review of the Samsung LTM295W. Quick excerpt "The contrast ratio of 600:1 is amazing, and takes the cake for being the highest Iâ(TM)ve seen to date here with the site. I was pleased to see a more than acceptable brightness level of 450cd/m2. The response time isnâ(TM)t anything to snuff at, standing at 22ms. For viewing angles everyone should be pleased with 170/170 (W&H). The last mention is the pixel pitch which sits at .4935(h) X .4935(w). The optimal resolution while in PC use is 1024 x 768 @ 75Hz although the maximum is 1280 x 768 @ 75Hz." Not the highest resolution, but still, quite impressive.
if you like that sort of thing, you'll find goatse's 9" anus to be the kind of thing you like.
i'll take a cat and throw it in your face
yeah
fear my 17" apple studio display
yeah
ASL
AOL
GAY
B O R E D
Don't dig too deep
Sorry, I fought with my subconscience and lost.
OF course, i also think slashdot should allow -2 posts for reall offensive crap (and so us crapflooders have something to shoot for!)
u r a dork!
don't deny the evidence, u r a fuckin' dork!
The Miss Vermont Story
This is the complete and unabridged story of my relationship with Katy Johnson, known to my friends and her fans as Miss Vermont. I normally don't like writing about the specific details of relationships or hook-ups for many reasons, but this is an exception. After putting up the giant hypocrisy that is her webpage, she has to be ready for what I write.
I must prepare you, in advance, for what you are about to read...it is as ridiculous and surreal as anything I have have ever written, and possibly anything you have ever read. This relationship was outlandish even by Tucker Max standards. You may not believe some of what is written here. To that, I can only tell you that I have several witnesses to most of the events here, and the wedding was, well, a wedding, so there were hundreds of people there.
Furthermore, this is a long story, because I didn't want to leave out any of the details, lest the story seem forced or less amazing that it really was.
And to Katy: Even though you haven't responded to the email I sent you, I know you check this site every few weeks. You are welcome to email me with corrections or additions to the story. If I got something wrong or left something out, please let me know and I'll be happy to change it. In fact, I'll go farther. If you want to write your own version of our relationship, I swear to my god, that I will post it, COMPLETELY UNABRIDGED, right next to mine. This is your opportunity to rebut anything I say here.
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The summer after law school graduation, I moved to Boca Raton, Florida and took a job managing my father's restaurants. I wasn't really expecting to meet a girl I would like, as the general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere above "functionally retarded." After I had been in Boca about two months, I hadn't really had any sort of relationship other than emotionally uninvolved sex with morally suspicious girls, and I eventually resigned myself to vacant sex with the vapid idiots that infest South Florida.
One day I was at my gym, The Athletic Club of Boca Raton. It is a massive airplane hanger of a building; a gym, health club, spa, lounge and restaurant rolled into one. Basically, it's the type of place where guttural grunts and flexing underneath tight shiny shirts passes for foreplay. Welcome to Florida. For several years it's been the "in" place to workout in Boca, one of the primest meat markets in a town full of butcher shops. I usually tried to avoid peak hours and the throngs of scantily clad gold-digging whores positioning themselves for fifth husbands. Don't mistake me--staring at dozens of immense fake breasts spilling out of sports bras is fun for a while, but it gets old quick, especially when those breasts are attached to faces that tell the story vacant personalities do not. These women have circled the drain a few times, and no manner of plastic surgery or trips to the spa can hide that despair that years of whorish behavior and emotional prostitution leaves in the eyes.
I was in the free weight section of the gym, and one girl kept catching my eye, more for what she wasn't showing rather than what she was. She had a navy blue hat on, pulled tight over her face, a loose fitting white cotton T-shirt, and green basketball shorts. Not the standard Boca female gym outfit. Staring at her between sets, I realized that she was very attractive. By trying to hide that attractiveness, she became even better looking. The logo on her shorts said, "Vermont Law," which gave me the perfect in. My law degree would finally get some good use.
I approached her as she paused between sets, and asked if she had attended law school at Vermont. She told me she didn't, that she went to undergrad there, but that she was attending Stetson for law school. I told her I just graduated from law school at Duke, and the look on her face told me all I needed to know. It was about 7:30, she was obviously into me, so I decided throw my hat in the ring:
"So, wha
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - High Practitioner of the Magik Arts Harry Potter was found dead in Hogfarts Majik Massage this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to thousands of children riding 'magic' plastic brooms from Target and Walmart while saying, "Wook aht me! I'm Hawy! I'm Hawy PODDAH!!". Truly an Britishy icon. He loved this Samsung monitor, even though the pixels were bigger than his friggin' head.
Also, it has the storage capacity of 50 DVD's.
You meant encyclopedia volumes instead, right>
If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
Then you decide to browse at -1 for some entertainment.
Indeed. The BSD Trolls can be particulary amusing.
But there is a rumor they are dying....
Do you mind, your karma has just run over my dogma.
of having more realestate if it just means that you have bigger text/icons?
Time to drool... The IBM T221 LCD Monitor is really the ultimate 'big screen' LCD...
:)
A 22.2 inch wide LCD (not the biggest) but has a QUXGA-W or 3840x2400 resolution! The resolution is powered by 4(!) DVI interfaces... meaning 4 video cards... imagine 4 Quadro FX videocards powering this badboy...
there is an excellent review @ theinq... www.theinquirer.net/?article=8578
The only downside is the $8400 pricetag!
-CMK
Bad spellers of the world untie!