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DoCoMo Will Launch Fuel-Cell Mobile Phones By 2005
prostoalex writes "Japan's major telecom provider NTT DoCoMo plans to use fuel cells for its 3G phones. 'Users of cellphones with a fuel-cell battery would carry a cigarette lighter-type fuel container to refuel the battery', says Reuters."
thats really disturbing
I wonder what the enviromentalists/christians will say...
What would Jesus use to power his cell phone?
Yes, i know its a contradiction but they did come up with the what would jesus drive aimed at SUVS...
The Great and Giant Ninnle Linux Miniature Ninnle Book!
just like 3G! what a fucking rip off, bluetooth area networks all the way I set one up around my house for 100m, so pda users can get their daily dose of goatse and it allows me to browse the net off my phone while I'm at neighbours houses.. Very funny to poison DNS and make hotmail visitors visit a fake page which submits their email adress to porn sites transparently before logging them into their inbox!
There is no god
Grotesque, greasy pale water oozed around in Arbuckleâ(TM)s washing machine as he washed his socks. They were soaked with semen so he decided to put a double dose of orc feces and leather belts to make them greasy and smelly like an orc butt. âoeNow to add the finishing touch!â Arbuckle said. He then took out his socks from his washing machine and chucked them in the toilet. The toilet was filled with feces from when Regis had spent the night. After they had absorbed the gay energies, he poured his socks in a vat of orc feces and doused them in OPS. He churned them around until they were greasy, oily, stinky, dirty, leathery and most importantly orcish. âoeAaaah! Fresh socks to fag!â he moaned as he rubbed Essence of Han Solo all over his penile warts. He started fagging his socks when suddenly a testicle slammed against his legs and a howl of many rock guitars blasted Garfield and Odie out of their pink embroidered bed and onto the fireplace. Enhanced DJs walked in the room and threw razor-sharp records at Arbuckleâ(TM)s top hat. It was diced and sliced into many pieces that exploded in a horrible rage of orcish settlers. Then it was all clear! Out of the smoke came none other but the King himself! âoeELVIS! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE MAKER ARE YOU DOING IN MY SLIMEY HOVEL?â Arbuckle raged as the spirit of Anakin Skywalker fagged out of his foreskin. âoeIâ(TM)ve come for⦠ANCIENTNESS! I SHALL BE THE MOST POWERFUL DJ ALIVE AND ONLY YOU COULD STOP ME BUT ITâ(TM)S TO LATE FOR YOU!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!â the ancient queer screamed as he farted in a vasty rage of overdosed pills and a fried drumstick came out of his butt and slammed against Arbuckleâ(TM)s chest and exploded as the Colonel fagged himself with a bucket of KFC lovinâ(TM). But Arbuckle farted into one of his socks and threw it at the grotesque rock star. It exploded and a horrible moan of DJs flew out of Arbuckleâ(TM)s testicles. âoeItâ(TM)s SWINGINâ(TM) TIME!!!!!â He screamed as he put on his gold chain and DJ eyeglasses while he put on a Hawaiian shirt. He pointed his thumbs at the floor and a moan of dark DJ souls engulfed him. Then Elvis dared look into the shadows. A golden watch glow screamed out and suddenly the new DJ Arbuckle swung out of the shadows on a grape vine and hit Elvis in the head with a lucky gold horseshoe. Then he pounced on his cock and shoved his pocket microphone up his butt. Then Garfield joined in the slaughter. He shoved his tail in his crack until it built up energy from the noble gasses in his ass and the he released it as a cork tree spear hurdled out and pierced Elvisâ(TM)s knee guards. âoeOOOOWWW!!!! Noooo!O!Oooo!oO!o!OO!O!O!OO!O!!Oâ(TM) He screamed as many copies of The Never-ending Story flew out of his silver locket and a rain of awful DJ cocks fell from the sky while awful dusty blue energies pelted him and tore of his clothes. Then Arbuckle focused and in a grotesque fury of Quake II clones he shot a grape out of his finger that slammed Elvis against a flowerpot and blew up in a vasty froth of Juicy Juice glooms. âoeNooO!O!O!O!O! ADUN! SAVE ME!â Elvis said as he was sucked into the toilet and never seen again.
THE END YOU FAGGOT!
In Soviet Russia Porn sites show hotmail banner ads!
2003-06-06 18:10:12 DoCoMo to launch fuel cell-run handsets by 2005 (articles,handhelds) (rejected)
So it wasn't news yesteday but it is today?