Posted by
ryuzaki0
on from the to-an-independant-analyst dept.
cheesybagel writes "In this EETimes article SCO claims to have shown their evidence to our independent analyst friends from the Aberdeen Group. The evidence, all 80 lines of it, allegedly even has identical comments."
1. sim sco_code.c kernel.c > linux_fucked.txt
2. e-mail linux_fucked.txt to lawyers.
3. Meet microsoft in a back alley, laugh manaically and take posession of suitcase of full of money.
4. High 6 junior high kids for "PR department internship program."
5. Feed the lawyers, let them out of their cages and wait to be purchased by a larger company BECAUSE SCO IS SO DAMN OBNOXIOUS!!!
It won't end until SCO stops kicking and screaming and grows the fuck up:)