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Hype Vaporware, Go To Jail?
Tim Dierks writes "The New York Times (registration required) has an article describing a federal case against executives in Enron's broadband data division, based upon the charge that Enron claimed that a software platform was more complete and more functional than it actually was. It seems to be that if this case holds up, most of the software industry is guilty. Would the world be better off or not if it was illegal to overpromote the functionality or features of software?"
Guess Duke Nukem Forever is really screwed...
I'd be curious to see, specifically, what the "functionality" the case is talking about. I was the lead QA engineer for a time on the Broadband Streaming Media platform.
The organization had a LOT of sharp engineers. Unfortunately, the management was completely incompetent and didn't allow many of the better engineers to have a say in functional requirements/technical specifications.
There was also a disturbingly bad attitude that pervaded the works at EBS as well. Case in point: during one meeting, I made the point that the service level metrics they were using were horribly vague. I didn't believe we should do business like that (goodwill is, I think, an important concept in business), but their response was "oh, if they'res a problem, we'll just sick our lawyers on them." Assholes.
Boss: How is that <insert latest project here> coming?
Me: Oh, I'm almost done
My Brain: Mental note. Start that damn project
-- Thou hast strayed far from the path of the Avatar.
Only if it's illegal to say that drinking a certain type of beer is going to get you more women.
Forget the whales - save the babies.
As a programmer you make sure you document what you promised and on what schedule. And you make sure you can deliver as promised. Then when sales starts promising more faster and gets nailed by this, you can produce the documentation showing that you were delivering on your promises. Then it'll come back on Sales for promising more than they were told would be delivered. And it'll probably be worse for them, because your documentation trail will show that they knew they were over-promising and courts tend to be harder on people who deliberately write checks they can't cash.