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Implementing WiFi in the Real World

John Jorsett writes "Seduced by the siren song of wireless access throughout the home, many a user has experienced the discrepancy between the manufacturer's advertised claims (150 feet indoors, 300 outside) and real-world implementation (the living room and upstairs bedroom may as well be on different continents). In steely-eyed determination to exercise his inalienable right to network access anywhere on his property, MSN author Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer to help him bathe his property in 802.11 waves, using only mass-market consumer hardware."

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  1. Hmmm by konichiwa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't have internet either. Thanks, Paul, I just looked up your address. Who's up for some wardriving?

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  2. Implementing WiFi in the real world.... by rkz · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is how to do it in 3 steps:

    1)Buy a Wireless access point

    2) Plug it into a network.

    3) Visit slashdot to see how you should have done it.

    1. Re:Implementing WiFi in the real world.... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      4) Profit!

      er, sorry....

  3. In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    "MSN author Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer to help him bathe his property in 802.11 waves, using only mass-market consumer hardware."

    Later that month Mr. Boutin's beloved cat, Fluffy, was taken to the vet after sprouting a second tail.

    "It's not all that concerning, no more than this third ear I've grown," said Mr. Boutin of his cat's irregularities.

  4. He's sooooo fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    MSN author Paul Boutin decides apple makes the best products

    1. Re:He's sooooo fired by Senator_B · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, I think this was to show us how much of a hard-core geek he was who doesn't pledge allegiance to any corporate entities. We can tell he's hard-core from the following statement:

      "Jazzed on too much caffeine, we did this to ourselves..."

      Obviously, anyone crazy enough to go out and get "jazzed" on caffeine of all things should be taken as seriously as we would take Linus himself.

  5. "wi-fi engineer" ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    MSN author Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer

    Even my mom was able to setup her 802.11b card to use my access card. Are Microsoft employees that daft ?

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    1. Re:"wi-fi engineer" ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      My mom's not even a journalist. She's a secretary. But she was able to follow the small A5 instruction sheet in French translated from English translated from japanese that came with the 802.11b card.

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    2. Re:"wi-fi engineer" ? by d3faultus3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not only that he's using airport. I have a phrase for him: "when do you want to be fired today"

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  6. Reinventing the wheel by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Getting an engineer to come and help? A few Pringles cans would have been a heck of a lot cheaper. Geez, those Microsoft guys, always reinventing the wheel.

    1. Re:Reinventing the wheel by FosterKanig · · Score: 4, Funny

      Plus with the Pringles, you get a snack,
      plus the joy of taking two pringles, turning one upside down, sticking them part way into your mouth, and imitating Donald Duck.

  7. Has the world gone topsy-turvy? by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 3, Funny


    A Slate article advocating the purchase of AirPort Extreme??

    How long until this guy gets 86'ed?

    In the meantime, I think he's got a great point. We use Airports in and around our department at my university because a) educational discount and b) easily extendable whenever a new hall would like to be added to the network of base stations.

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  8. All those waves... by Lugor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next time I'll bring my coffee to his house to warm it up in the morning.

  9. Range by ka9dgx · · Score: 4, Funny
    I've never had an issue with range on WiFi... now if I had one the the Apple Titanium Faraday Cage laptops, then things might be different. I get 150 feet, through walls, downstairs even.

    --Mike--

  10. uhh...right by Connie_Lingus · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first time you dispose of a tedious backlog of e-mail while kicking back in your favorite lawn chair...

    Just make sure that your kids don't decide to COWABUNGA all over you and your pricey laptop...

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  11. a great plan! (for his neighbors) by macsox · · Score: 5, Funny

    i know this will be beaten to death, but it really is great to be able to cancel your DSL service after a neighbor leaves his wifi unencrypted.

    when my phone service was dropped, i threw a d-link access point on the back fence and ran a 50' ethernet cable in through the back window. thanks Laura'sP4! i appreciate your having broadband and a linsys router!

    and thanks mr. boutin for not mentioning WEP encryption!

  12. In Just A Few More Months... by Jackson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everytime I have grabbed my checkbook, and gotten ready to head out for wireless...the articles say "in a few months_____________", the new standard, the longer range, etc. is going to come out, and render my purchase just foolish, and I will be so embarassed I didn't wait.

    Gee - If he had waited until "this summer" when the new .g standard is ratified, I'm sure one WAP for only $199 would cover his whole house, and garage and his patio too.

    But, the one coming out after that....

  13. Irradiation by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    to help him bathe his property in 802.11 waves

    How many hits per second during a typical slashdotting session again ? Poor Paul Bouttin must have received a good dose of radiation by now.

    Paul, the iodine pills are in your left drawer. Good luck buddy !

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  14. Speaking as a Mac Boy ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm completely unwilling to come over to his house and configure his AirPort Extreme until he works on that attitude. Looking askance at hardware/software that just works: let him use solutions through his corporate overlord.

  15. Re:So wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obviously - if you read the article you will see that you need THREE Airports - only $600 or so!

  16. hmm by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer to help him bathe"

    taking things out of context is always more fun than adding insightful comments

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  17. No kidding. by NoData · · Score: 4, Funny


    And what stoopid trade-off he's proposing. Sure, Airport stations can be both AP's and bridges. But, as he notes...

    There's only one major caveat on the AirPort: You'll need a Mac to configure it. Since you'll only need to do this once, though, it's not a big problem. Only a small percentage of us own an Apple computer, but we all know someone who does and never stops reminding us. Not only will your Mac Buddy come over and set up your AirPorts, he'll be hurt if you don't let him. Go ahead, ask him and see.

    WTF?! What kind of trade-off is this for a PC owner? Thanks, Paul, you saved me from (gasp!) buying two kinds of hardware, but now I have to call my smug "Mac Buddy" over every time I want to manage it. AND, this smug Mac Buddy of mine has administrative rights on my LAN. I better stop calling him smug.

    Airport is great, Macs are great, but this is a horrible solution for the mission he set up for himself: Propose the dead-simplest full-coverage wireless home network for your average (i.e. Windows-using) person.

  18. The 100-watt Transmitter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ok, so the wireless network, 802.11b or whatever won't do what it is supposed to, go all around your little house. Back when we all had Ham licenses, we had 1000 watt maximums, and could go all around the world. I had only 30 watts, and my signal went to Europe from the Southeastern USA. Seems like this is like the CB'ers problem, only 5 watts. How about pumping your wireless network up to 100 watts, and then you'll go all over the house, yard, etc.
    Use a password, and also put some boxes of colored chalk out front for those a go'in warchalking. Have the neighborhood kids set up a Kool Aid stand out there, too, so someone will make some spending money off this.