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Implementing WiFi in the Real World

John Jorsett writes "Seduced by the siren song of wireless access throughout the home, many a user has experienced the discrepancy between the manufacturer's advertised claims (150 feet indoors, 300 outside) and real-world implementation (the living room and upstairs bedroom may as well be on different continents). In steely-eyed determination to exercise his inalienable right to network access anywhere on his property, MSN author Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer to help him bathe his property in 802.11 waves, using only mass-market consumer hardware."

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  1. Hmmm by konichiwa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't have internet either. Thanks, Paul, I just looked up your address. Who's up for some wardriving?

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  2. Implementing WiFi in the real world.... by rkz · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is how to do it in 3 steps:

    1)Buy a Wireless access point

    2) Plug it into a network.

    3) Visit slashdot to see how you should have done it.

  3. In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    "MSN author Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer to help him bathe his property in 802.11 waves, using only mass-market consumer hardware."

    Later that month Mr. Boutin's beloved cat, Fluffy, was taken to the vet after sprouting a second tail.

    "It's not all that concerning, no more than this third ear I've grown," said Mr. Boutin of his cat's irregularities.

  4. He's sooooo fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    MSN author Paul Boutin decides apple makes the best products

  5. "wi-fi engineer" ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    MSN author Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer

    Even my mom was able to setup her 802.11b card to use my access card. Are Microsoft employees that daft ?

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  6. Reinventing the wheel by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Getting an engineer to come and help? A few Pringles cans would have been a heck of a lot cheaper. Geez, those Microsoft guys, always reinventing the wheel.

    1. Re:Reinventing the wheel by FosterKanig · · Score: 4, Funny

      Plus with the Pringles, you get a snack,
      plus the joy of taking two pringles, turning one upside down, sticking them part way into your mouth, and imitating Donald Duck.

  7. Range by ka9dgx · · Score: 4, Funny
    I've never had an issue with range on WiFi... now if I had one the the Apple Titanium Faraday Cage laptops, then things might be different. I get 150 feet, through walls, downstairs even.

    --Mike--

  8. a great plan! (for his neighbors) by macsox · · Score: 5, Funny

    i know this will be beaten to death, but it really is great to be able to cancel your DSL service after a neighbor leaves his wifi unencrypted.

    when my phone service was dropped, i threw a d-link access point on the back fence and ran a 50' ethernet cable in through the back window. thanks Laura'sP4! i appreciate your having broadband and a linsys router!

    and thanks mr. boutin for not mentioning WEP encryption!

  9. Irradiation by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    to help him bathe his property in 802.11 waves

    How many hits per second during a typical slashdotting session again ? Poor Paul Bouttin must have received a good dose of radiation by now.

    Paul, the iodine pills are in your left drawer. Good luck buddy !

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  10. Speaking as a Mac Boy ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm completely unwilling to come over to his house and configure his AirPort Extreme until he works on that attitude. Looking askance at hardware/software that just works: let him use solutions through his corporate overlord.

  11. hmm by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer to help him bathe"

    taking things out of context is always more fun than adding insightful comments

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  12. No kidding. by NoData · · Score: 4, Funny


    And what stoopid trade-off he's proposing. Sure, Airport stations can be both AP's and bridges. But, as he notes...

    There's only one major caveat on the AirPort: You'll need a Mac to configure it. Since you'll only need to do this once, though, it's not a big problem. Only a small percentage of us own an Apple computer, but we all know someone who does and never stops reminding us. Not only will your Mac Buddy come over and set up your AirPorts, he'll be hurt if you don't let him. Go ahead, ask him and see.

    WTF?! What kind of trade-off is this for a PC owner? Thanks, Paul, you saved me from (gasp!) buying two kinds of hardware, but now I have to call my smug "Mac Buddy" over every time I want to manage it. AND, this smug Mac Buddy of mine has administrative rights on my LAN. I better stop calling him smug.

    Airport is great, Macs are great, but this is a horrible solution for the mission he set up for himself: Propose the dead-simplest full-coverage wireless home network for your average (i.e. Windows-using) person.