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Inappropriate Spam Reaching Children?

peeweejd writes "Wired has an article stating that four out of five children receive inappropriate spam e-mail touting get-rich-quick schemes, and almost half receive spam linking to pornographic materials. Should spammers be held responsible for the spams they send out? Can someone sue a spammer for offering to sell 'adult only' items/services to children?" There are more details from survey originator Symantec's press release - and yes, Symantec does sell mail filtering software.

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  1. Looking for people interested in First Posts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you one of those go getters?!

    1. Re:Looking for people interested in First Posts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But spambots will just strip off the .inv. Besides, I'm sure me@me.com likes getting all the email I sign him up for.

  2. Bred to be a stud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just imagine if you had started enlarging your penis at age 6.

  3. This explains a lot by Madsci · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wondered why my 6-year-old was refinancing his mortgage.

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  4. Doesn't anyone think of the children? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 0, Funny
    Geez, maybe they're auditioning. Who are we to get in the way of their hopes and dreams?

    Perhaps a small streaming camwhore site could lead to the big time later!

    I know I don't want to be the one to deny the next Jenna or Kobi.

    Follow that dream, Billy!

  5. Indeed. by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny
    half of the kids surveyed reported feeling uncomfortable and offended when seeing improper email content...

    ...interviewed 1,000 youths between the ages of seven and 18.

    Any teenagers in that half were so, so lying.

    1. Re:Indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      half were probably girls, so that sounds about right.

  6. So what?? by Alpha_Nerd · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was a kid I wanted porn spam...


    I've been a proud surfer of internet pr0n since the 5th grade.(college freshman now)

    1. Re:So what?? by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

      > When I was a kid I wanted porn spam...

      When *I* was a kid I did pornographic things to a spam...

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  7. Wow... by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "win a Playstation,"
    "meet singles online,"
    "lose 15 pounds in two days,"
    "buy herbal Viagra online,"


    Damn, they're that coherent? Mine don't make nearly make that much sense. Why, here's a sampling of subject lines straight from my Hotmail inbox:

    "hard vertilde suvereniteetti"
    "Att: a gargantuan thing ffx"
    "Ssrt life skillss rrewaarrdded - whhy waiit"
    "embrafeable stronlhold"
    "Kimberly said you"
    "bending moment"
    "pebble ruimnaalden orrella nnthayer"
    "How is it applied?"
    "varnish-treated"

    I don't know what an embrafeable stronlhold is, but I know I've always wanted one. Varnish-treated.

  8. Re:whats worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Might as well post this link since you thing porn is inoffensive goatse.cx

  9. my son can't even read yet, but gets spam by egburr · · Score: 4, Funny
    When my son was born, I setup an email address and web page for him. The web page to announce his birth, and the email address so people could send him notes to read later in life.

    The only place his email address is posted is on his web page. His birthdate is on the same page, so it is obvious he not even two years old yet.

    He already receives spam for credit cards, porn, penis enlargers, etc.

    I would love to sue these spammers, if only for the time I spend keeping my son's mailbox clean of this junk.

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  10. Re:Should spammers be held responsible for the spa by H310iSe · · Score: 2, Funny

    ah, but how? maybe like the evil bit RFC we can implement a pr0n bit that can be reliably used by filtering software keep pr0n available where it's badly needed and far away from those who shouldn't know about people's parts and how they fit together.

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  11. erm, this is Slashdot by BenjyD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should spammers be held responsible for the spams they send out?

    s/'be held responsible for'/'be made to print out and eat'
  12. Re:whats worse by Gorm+the+DBA · · Score: 5, Funny
    name one thing worse than porn

    Riaa.com

  13. Re:how'd you like to have your son ask you... by certsoft · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Daddy, what's a penis enlargement?" when he's 6...
    Just tell him he gets a free one when he hits puberty and doesn't need to buy one.

    What about this one, "Daddy, why do girls suck on guys dicks?"
    Because their property isn't zoned for horses.

  14. Re:Simple. by alfredw · · Score: 4, Funny

    If your child is too young to be viewing pornographic material and you provide them with their own unsupervised e-mail address, you should be held liable by state law.

    Right. And if a 747 crashes into my house, the airline should sue me for building on THEIR flight path.

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  15. Re:Simple. by Jardine · · Score: 3, Funny

    It doesn't matter that you didn't know that girl was only 15, you're going to jail for statutory rape. (You may have an out if she *said* she was 19, but that's acting in good faith, not ignorance).

    Whew. Good thing the age of consent is 14 in my country.

  16. There's nothing wrong with spamming kids. by MongooseCN · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like going to a playground and pushing viagra, drugs, porno and taking their lunch money while saying you'll be right back with a 100$ loan for them. Or if an old man came on the playground and started talking to your 10 year old kid about enlarging his penis, would you really have a problem with that?

    Joking aside, I dont see spamming kids with this info as being much different than asking them verbally.

  17. Re:Should spammers be held responsible for the spa by slaker · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dunno. Might be one way to discourage little Brittany from getting that pony she's been wanting.

    As a collector of pr0n, I'll trade you two "shaved curious cheerleaders", a "hidden shower cams" and a complete set of "World's largest gangbang" messages for that one. :)

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  18. Interpreting Stats by WEFUNK · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    "Four out of five children receive inappropriate spam e-mail touting get-rich-quick schemes, and almost half receive spam linking to pornographic materials."

    This only tells me that one out of five children do not have an e-mail account, and that nearly half of all children are able to use spamassassin much better than I can.

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  19. This is news how? by night_flyer · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a male, Ive been recieveing "enlarge your breasts now" spam for quite some time...

    and damnit, Ive been on a diet to reduce them!

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  20. Re:Should spammers be held responsible for the spa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    all the school will do is give the jerk a slap on the risk.

    That is much, much worse than a slap on the Stratego.

  21. Kids these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When I was under 18, I had to scour usenet late at night to get my porn. In the snow. Uphill each way!

    Now kids get it delivered to their email box for nothing????

  22. I am shocked -- SHOCKED, I say! by LittleGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    How DARE you parent your child without the Government's permission and/or blessing.

    And doing a much better job than the Government, too. * tsk tsk tsk *

    Have you no sense of propriety, you AC?

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  23. I demand an invasion of Wales NOW! by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...what with their embrafeable stronlholds and their vertilde suvereniteettis and their ruimnaalden orrella nnthayers. The Welsh are the single greatest threat to human language and they MUST be stopped before it's too late! Heed my warning or the human race will be doomed to saying LLANFAIR for all eternity!

  24. Re:Should spammers be held responsible for the spa by nathanh · · Score: 2, Funny
    2. The government steps in and makes spam e-mail illegal because there's no viable solution for checking the age of an e-mail recipient before sending the message. Given how government generally operates, it should only be 3-5 years before snail-mail junk is outlawed also...

    Fucking awesome. Option 2. Definitely. If it means even 12 months of spam-free bliss before the world comes crumbling down around us, then I'm all for it.

  25. Re:They don't break down the age groups by localman · · Score: 2, Funny

    this would be easier to explain if I had a boy

    Or if you were married to a man ;)

  26. Why do kids need computers anyway? by headchimp · · Score: 2, Funny
    Was reading through some of the comments and was wondering, why does a 2 year old need an email address? When I was 2 I didn't have one.

    Hell when I was a kid I thought I was lucky to have an Etch-a-sketch.

    They don't need a computer, they need an asswhipping and then go outside for some fresh air and exercise instead of sitting indoors and getting fat. What ever happened to reading a book?

    Kids today have it too easy, what with their pokemon, gameboy, PS2, DVD, razor scooters, fancy computers then next thing you know they are teenagers with honda civic and putting ass-clown wings on the back.

  27. Re:Should spammers be held responsible for the spa by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am a reasonably well adjusted ADULT and I haven't been the same since I saw goatce.cx ... still cant rid of those twitches...

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