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Did SCO 'Borrow' Linux Code?
An Anonymous Reader writes "Apparently someone inside SCO has stated that SCO(actually Caldera) copied Linux code into System V. They did it to build what they now market as Linux Kernel Personality - the ability to run Linux software on their Unix. Now, the open source community(of course they don't mention who) is jumping on this, because they didn't return the changes to the OS community or give the community credit. Of course, SCO says it's a misunderstanding and, get this 'SCO also never used any of the Linux kernel code.'"
âoeUgh... UGH!â Chris Pirillo moaned as he squatted over the ThumbDrive. He eyes darted back and forth like a stone man and he sighed gay breaths as he attempted to shove the device filled with the entire line of eBooks into his anus. His geek house trembled with fag vibrations comig from his crack but then- his doorbell rang, whistling the tune from âoeMatlockâ throughout his hovel. âoeDamn!â he howled in a gay sepulchur and slipped on a pair of pastel slacks. He trapsed to the threshold of his cold abode and grabbed the greasy doorknob that was shaped like Birdman. With a slavish sigh, he opened the door to see none other than Adam Sessler himself! A gay gasp escaped from Chris's dork lips and Adam began to speak. Quickly, Chris snapped at him. âoeDamnit for the last time you vagabond, you're not supposed to be here!â The revolting nerd slammed the door in Adam's face, but the Game Master quickly shoved his iron boot inbetween the door and the wall, wedging it open. âoeI have come for you,â he spoke in a cold tone; electric arcs coursed between the spikes in his cockneyed bleached hair. He howled as a blast of mystic Boohbahs eminated from his busy shirt and slammed Chris down the hall and into a Microsoft Digital Picture Frame. Chris grunted and swiped nerd dust and sheetrock from his arms. He rose to his feet and watched in horror as Adam brandished a weapon made from 3 Xbox controllers tied at the ends. âoeOh my word! Game periferals!â the dork bellowed; the stench of Cheetos and Diet Dr. Pepper wafted from his geek teeth. Instantly his palms began to sweat at the very sight of them, as if the grease from his McGriddle hadn't slicked them up enough. Chris tried to run, but it was too late. Adam swung the weapon above his head and threw it at the King of Nerds, entangling his legs and forcing him to the floor. Adam pulled a cestus made from PS2 DVDs out of his Spice Girls backpack and rushed Chris. He swiped at his turdly back over and over, causing streams of cold blood to squirt from his flesh. âoeOh god, the horror, the HORROR!â Chris moaned as Adam butchered him relentlessly. A old Brit with one eye and a cockneyed accent burst into the room and started kicking Chris in the side. Chris was just about do die when... he rose from his bed. It was just a dream! He laughed and took a sip of more Brawls Guarana, hoping he wouldn't fall asleep again. âoeTime to plot...â he grumbled and shoved yet another pin into his Leo Laporte voodoo doll.
TRASH
âoeUgh... UGH!â Chris Pirillo moaned as he squatted over the ThumbDrive. He eyes darted back and forth like a stone man and he sighed gay breaths as he attempted to shove the device filled with the entire line of eBooks into his anus. His geek house trembled with fag vibrations comig from his crack but then- his doorbell rang, whistling the tune from âoeMatlockâ throughout his hovel. âoeDamn!â he howled in a gay sepulchur and slipped on a pair of pastel slacks. He trapsed to the threshold of his cold abode and grabbed the greasy doorknob that was shaped like Birdman. With a slavish sigh, he opened the door to see none other than Adam Sessler himself! A gay gasp escaped from Chris's dork lips and Adam began to speak. Quickly, Chris snapped at him. âoeDamnit for the last time you vagabond, you're not supposed to be here!â The revolting nerd slammed the door in Adam's face, but the Game Master quickly shoved his iron boot inbetween the door and the wall, wedging it open. âoeI have come for you,â he spoke in a cold tone; electric arcs coursed between the spikes in his cockneyed bleached hair. He howled as a blast of mystic Boohbahs eminated from his busy shirt and slammed Chris down the hall and into a Microsoft Digital Picture Frame. Chris grunted and swiped nerd dust and sheetrock from his arms. He rose to his feet and watched in horror as Adam brandished a weapon made from 3 Xbox controllers tied at the ends. âoeOh my word! Game periferals!â the dork bellowed; the stench of Cheetos and Diet Dr. Pepper wafted from his geek teeth. Instantly his palms began to sweat at the very sight of them, as if the grease from his McGriddle hadn't slicked them up enough. Chris tried to run, but it was too late. Adam swung the weapon above his head and threw it at the King of Nerds, entangling his legs and forcing him to the floor. Adam pulled a cestus made from PS2 DVDs out of his Spice Girls backpack and rushed Chris. He swiped at his turdly back over and over, causing streams of cold blood to squirt from his flesh. âoeOh god, the horror, the HORROR!â Chris moaned as Adam butchered him relentlessly. A old Brit with one eye and a cockneyed accent burst into the room and started kicking Chris in the side. Chris was just about do die when... he rose from his bed. It was just a dream! He laughed and took a sip of more Brawls Guarana, hoping he wouldn't fall asleep again. âoeTime to plot...â he grumbled and shoved yet another pin into his Leo Laporte voodoo doll.
TRASH
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And Hillary writes that Monica sucking on Bill Clinton's cock was just a misunderstanding. Ha!
And so it goes. and so it goes. And the court's stupidity is the only thing that shows.
Holy shit that was modded down fast.
Own any SCOX stock?
I spent most of my morning reviewing applications for my latest modeling job. I was surprised at the response of my newspaper ad. Finding one attractive girl to model swimsuits would be an easy task, out of the 100 applications I received. The magazine publisher was in a hurry and needed someone by next week. With the pictures submitted, choosing the best ones for interviews was going to be difficult. I reviewed the pictures and all the information the girls wrote. There was one girl who wrote some comments that I couldn't believe. This 21 year old blonde named Barbara was 5' 6" tall, 115 lbs, 38 inch breasts with a slender well developed build that accented her bust. She was very attractive. On her application she wrote, " I desparately want this modeling job and will do anything to get it. And I do mean anything. Please let me show you how I look in person. I will be yours to do with as you please." How could I resist calling this girl. In all my years of photography, I never had an offer like this. I have contacts for pornographic material, but never thought I would have a willing model. I wonder if that's what she had in mind? Well, I called her to come in the next day for a photo session. Barbara arrived right on time. She was an extemely attractive young girl. Her picture didn't do her justice. We chatted for awhile, finding out this was her first time modeling, but was looking forward to it. She insisted, " I meant what I wrote on my application." I replied, "OK, let's take some pictures and see what you look like on film." I gave her a tiny pink string bikini and directed her to my studio to get ready. A few minutes later I entered the studio. There was Barbara, standing next to the stool in front of the beach backdrop. She was gorgeous. Her long blonde hair fell across her shoulders just touching her breasts. My eyes scanned up her perfectly tanned legs to her incredibly tight ass. My heart was pounding as I thought about this beautiful girl's offer to get this job. I told Barbara to have a seat on the stool as I started snapping some pictures. I spent about 15 minutes taking various poses when I asked Barbara, " What did you have in mind with your comments earlier." "Are you interested in more erotic modeling?" Sure, why not," she replied. "Okay, then",I said, "pull those bikini bottoms aside. Let me see your pussy." Without hesitating Barbara took one finger and pulled the flimsy bikini bottoms aside exposing her cunt for me to see. I snapped a couple more shots. " How about your top." Barbara had it off in seconds. What a body on this young girl. I asked Barbara if I could start my video camera to save some time shooting pictures. " Go right ahead," she replied. " I said anything goes." I started the video and went to Barbara asking her to remove her bikini bottom completely. Now, with Barbara completely naked, I spread her legs wide exposing her young cunt for the camera. " Play with yourself," I ordered." I will if that's what you want, but I'd much rather you play with me." Well, that was her final invitation for me. Barbara obviously was looking for some action. I gently stroked one finger across her slit. As I did, she leaned forward to kiss me burying her tongue in my mouth. I kept fingering her cunt until it was nice and moist, but I didn't insert it into her. Barbara was becoming aroused from the kissing and fingering. We moved over to the couch where I removed my clothes as Barbara stroked herself. When I finished undressing I went back to Barbara's now wet slit and continued my massage of her clit. Barbara was beginning to moan as she was really getting turned on. I spread her legs wide, grabbed my now hard cock and lightly stroked it up her slit and back down. Then again I massaged her clit up and down with my cockhead. I continued sliding my cock around her juicy slit. Barbara was enjoying this. "oooooooh!!!" "ooooooooh!!!!" "That feels good," she moaned. I stood up to wipe my cock across her lips leaving them glistening with her cunt juice. Then I returned to her wet slit to cont
so, after a two month absence from the trolling grounds of slashdot, you magically show up. would you like to explain this to me, please?
and they said BSD was dead..
Death, them commies. I'd like to see THEM eat shit, die, and turn into J^raxis.
helo wat is ur asl ?
Actually...if you really wanted to make some cash...you'd run a butterfly spread on it...that way you would catch the hyped upswing when the courtcase began...and catch the crash when they lose ;)...plus, because it's optioned based...the barrier to entry is like 10% of the stock ownership barrier...but given current volatility, you'd probably be have to overpay a little for the options...just my 2c
Should've kept her mouth shut..then we wouldn't know what she looks like:
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/sultaana1.html
More on this story:
She Oughta Be in Pictures
Sultaana Freeman has lost her lawsuit demanding that she be allowed to
hide her face behind a Muslim veil for a drivers license photo.
"Although the court acknowledges that plaintiff herself most likely
poses no threat to national security, there likely are people who
would be willing to use a ruling permitting the wearing of full-face
cloaks in driver's license photos by pretending to ascribe to
religious beliefs in order to carry out activities that would threaten
lives," wrote Judge Janet Thorpe.
The ACLU, which favors freedom of religion except when it opposes it,
represented Freeman, who, as the Associated Press notes, has
previously doffed the veil for a government photo:
Freeman, a convert to Islam previously known as Sandra Kellar, started
wearing a veil in 1997. She had a mug shot taken without the veil
after her arrest in Illinois in 1998 on a domestic battery charge
involving one of twin 3-year-old sisters who were in her foster care.
Child welfare workers told investigators that Freeman and her husband
had used their concerns about religious modesty to hinder them from
looking for bruises on the girls, according to the police records. The
girls were removed from the home.
Because "TheSmokingGun.com" has the mug shot online, thousands upon
thousands of people have now seen Sultaana Freeman's face who would
never even have heard of her otherwise. There is some justice in the
world.
A CNN sidebar surveys drivers-license rules in Muslim countries. It
turns out that women don't cover their faces for ID photos in any of
the listed countries: Bahrain, Egypt, Iran, Jordan, Kuwait, Oman,
Qatar and the United Arab Emirates. In Saudi Arabia, of course, women
aren't allowed to drive at all. Why should a Muslim be able to use her
religion to claim a legal privilege she wouldn't be accorded in Mecca
itself?
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Scientology Computing Organization
Monday, Jun 9, 2003, Los Angeles,
FBI apprehended two suspicious trespassers in the water treatment plant outside the city. The trespassers claimed themselves to be Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. The FBI agent interrogated the trespassers:
FBI agent Smith: What the hell are you two trying to do?!
Osama: Jihad!!!! Jihad!!!! Jeeeeehhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Saddam: We will poison you evil Americans with our WMD! We will detonate this weapon over your water supply and kill you all!
Smith (holding up a bunny suit wrapped in a stick of dynamite): With this?!?
Saddam: YES! My mole in your government has confirmed that this suit in indeed a WMD!!! Die!
Osama: Jeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Cheers,
e.
Well, one counter argument is that there were a lot of toxic chemicals and depleted uranium left over from the previous gulf war.
Someone had to remove all those dangerous uranium slugs from the crumbled buildings and busted tanks so that they could reprocess them and...
I remember when they found gas-masks in Iraq. It was apparently "clear evidence that Iraq has WMD's". Now, Finland has thousands of gas-masks as well and *gasp* our soldiers routinely carry gas-masks as well! So I guess that proves that Finland has WMD's! When can we expect to be "liberated" by USA? Now, we don't have any oil, but we do have the cleanest water-reservois in the world.
Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk.
Rumsfeld himself used this line when discussing the entire WMD issue - pre-invasion, I believe. I'm sure Bill Hicks would have loved hearing the Bush administration using his material too.
Try cat /dev/urandom > /dev/mouse in X.
Save your work first. Off your computer and any computers connected to it.
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Since when was a simple statement of the facts a joke?
Facts? What facts? Just because they shook hands, and then CIA director Bush Sr. approved biological weapons shipments, and the US and other security council countries ripped out thousands of pages of information from Iraq's report which detailed all weapons in the country; that doesn't mean the US actually *gave* Iraq any weapons. Rumsfeld himself said he believed the US didn't give any such weapons in front of a senate committee; he couldn't have been lying could he? Could he?
This is left as an exercise for the reader.
Whoa bud... drive by shootings?
Stop reading at -1.
Norris/Palin 2012
Fact: We deserve leaders who can kick your ass and field dress your carcass.