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Extra Scenes in TTT Extended Edition DVD
gdr writes "USA Today have an article about the extra scenes that will be in The Two Towers Extended Edition. More ent scenes so it'll be worth watching for the special effects alone. Sadly it looks like there will be no extra gollum scenes. I can't say I'm as excited about this one as the FotR EE."
Dear rotten.com, I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
FYI the text representation of the bird is:
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with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
Regards, Andrew J. Tosh
It's just a few extra scenes, and you probably wouldn't recognize them if the movie was played linearly. If you want a more detailed version with no scenes cut, RTFB.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
âoeUgh... UGH!â Chris Pirillo moaned as he squatted over the ThumbDrive. He eyes darted back and forth like a stone man and he sighed gay breaths as he attempted to shove the device filled with the entire line of eBooks into his anus. His geek house trembled with fag vibrations comig from his crack but then- his doorbell rang, whistling the tune from âoeMatlockâ throughout his hovel. âoeDamn!â he howled in a gay sepulchur and slipped on a pair of pastel slacks. He trapsed to the threshold of his cold abode and grabbed the greasy doorknob that was shaped like Birdman. With a slavish sigh, he opened the door to see none other than Adam Sessler himself! A gay gasp escaped from Chris's dork lips and Adam began to speak. Quickly, Chris snapped at him. âoeDamnit for the last time you vagabond, you're not supposed to be here!â The revolting nerd slammed the door in Adam's face, but the Game Master quickly shoved his iron boot inbetween the door and the wall, wedging it open. âoeI have come for you,â he spoke in a cold tone; electric arcs coursed between the spikes in his cockneyed bleached hair. He howled as a blast of mystic Boohbahs eminated from his busy shirt and slammed Chris down the hall and into a Microsoft Digital Picture Frame. Chris grunted and swiped nerd dust and sheetrock from his arms. He rose to his feet and watched in horror as Adam brandished a weapon made from 3 Xbox controllers tied at the ends. âoeOh my word! Game periferals!â the dork bellowed; the stench of Cheetos and Diet Dr. Pepper wafted from his geek teeth. Instantly his palms began to sweat at the very sight of them, as if the grease from his McGriddle hadn't slicked them up enough. Chris tried to run, but it was too late. Adam swung the weapon above his head and threw it at the King of Nerds, entangling his legs and forcing him to the floor. Adam pulled a cestus made from PS2 DVDs out of his Spice Girls backpack and rushed Chris. He swiped at his turdly back over and over, causing streams of cold blood to squirt from his flesh. âoeOh god, the horror, the HORROR!â Chris moaned as Adam butchered him relentlessly. A old Brit with one eye and a cockneyed accent burst into the room and started kicking Chris in the side. Chris was just about do die when... he rose from his bed. It was just a dream! He laughed and took a sip of more Brawls Guarana, hoping he wouldn't fall asleep again. âoeTime to plot...â he grumbled and shoved yet another pin into his Leo Laporte voodoo doll.
TRASH
Again today the terrorist state of Israel has killed 4 more brave Hamas freedom fighters. When will the world wake up and push the Jewish people into the sea? Only then will there be real peace in the Middle East
. . . what the fuck an "ent" is, it's apparently the name of those big-ass trees.
If my bitch said something like that to me, I'd slam my dick down her throat.
You are a damn nazi! Genocide solves nothing! Without Jews, jackasses such as yourself would just go after another minority of this world.
To quote the HAMA TGP, "HAMAS activists, especially those in the Izz al-Din al-Qassam Brigades, have conducted many attacks-including large-scale suicide bombings-against Israeli civilian and military targets. In the early 1990s, they also targeted suspected Palestinian collaborators and Fatah rivals. HAMAS increased its operational activity during 2001-2002 claiming numerous attacks against Israeli interests."
Four murderers were killed, and you try to turn them into heroes by calling for more death.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
There are plenty of people who say (over and over again) that the MPAA is bad, but when movies like this come out, they have no problem with bending over for the industry with each regular, special, and extra-special version of a movie they put out. That's called hypocricy, and the fact that my post was modbombed in mere seconds only demonstrates (to me at least) that it touched a nerve on the very hypocrites I was addressing.
It's no surprise to me that they are armed with mod points to squash all dissenting opinion, or posts that correctly identify them.
"Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
you very much fail it. i have only had an fp once, and i too shot my loads without sexual stimulation for atleast 3 days. you however fail it. the "WOW" is really the icing on the failure cake. please go into depressive downward spiral now khxbai