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Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed

NumberField writes "The fight against Spam is making for some strange bedfellows. A new bill sponsored by Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) and the right-wing Christian Coalition that would let individuals sue spammers for $1000 per message. What isn't clear is how they will define spam broadly enough to outlaw it, but narrowly enough to avoid making it a bonanza for lawyers. For more information, see Schumer's fact sheet (PDF), or his press release." Update: 06/13 14:20 GMT by M : The draft bill (pdf) is available.

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  1. There will be no lawyers by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sorry, but if this ones goes through, all lawyers will be busy for a couple of months.

    They too get spam, you know (or they'll make sure they'll get it.)

    1. Re:There will be no lawyers by Talez · · Score: 5, Funny

      To: happy@public.com
      From: david@ironico.com
      Subj: Spammed? You MAY be intitled to compensation!

      Dear Potential Customer,

      Have you been spammed lately by some legimate business owner offering you endless underage pornography, ways to enlarge your small penis and those plans that can make you a millionare overnight?

      If so then call us now! Ironico: Spam Attourneys at Large promises YOU a BIG CASH SETTLEMENT for every spam mail you've receieved. Act now to get this free jar opener!

      Thank you for your attention

      David Mirkoff
      Ironico: Spam Attourneys at Large

  2. Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    When right-wing religious groups start supporting something I believe in I always have to re-evaluate my belief.

  3. Definitely goodnews.... by botzi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Tomorrow I'm planning on start a lawsuit each of the M. N'boko Kiganya, Queen S'tlaka etc.....

    Dude, I feel the Nigerian spammers already trembling;o))))....

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  4. Christian coalition by spakka · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't they just pray it away?

    1. Re:Christian coalition by flewp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because god gets so much spam that their prayers might be missed in a sea of spam.

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    2. Re:Christian coalition by jkrise · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Why don't they just pray it away?"

      Or better yet, start a chain e-mail denouncing spam!

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  5. Re:Not necessarily by Seahawk · · Score: 1, Funny

    In that case I see a whole new oppertunity to annoy your competitors by sending spam for his products - and see him be sued to death!

  6. Re:beyond reasonable doubts by mirko · · Score: 1, Funny

    28 days ?
    On which criteria do you base this figure ? Your sister's period ?
    Sorry, we're in 2003 and we're discussing Internet communication, here : 48 hours would just be long enough : we're discussing spam, here : if they can enlarge my penis within one week and lose me 20 pounds within 2, then they can forget me in 2 days...

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  7. Make Money Fast by neglige · · Score: 3, Funny

    IT WORKS!! BELIEVE ME!!!!!! Here is what you have to do: check your INBOX and look for unwanted mail, no matter who send it to you. AND THEN SUE THE PERSON WHO MAILED YOU AND SEND ME A MERE 1% OF THE AMOUNT YOU RECEIVE!!

    Everytime you do this, it adds $990 to your account. I couldn't believe it either until the $$$ started to flow my way! My wife does it, and now we have no more financial worries!!!!!!!!

    Don't feel left out, check your inbox today and start to make money!!!!

    By the way, this mail is not spam. No, Sir. Honest. It just a one-time mailing. Really. Trust me.

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  8. Re:Isn't it interesting how. . . by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've just inspired me. I'm going to start up an Internet business using direct spam marketing to sell tin foil hats.

    Not only have you demonstrated there is a market for them, but that the target consumers are afraid of any laws to stop the messages.

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  9. Re:Why bother by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 3, Funny

    SINGLE country

    Nigeria?