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Sex.com Case Finally 'Over'

Spad writes "The Register is reporting that Stephen Michael Cohen has, unsurprisingly, lost his appeal against the $65m in costs awarded to Gary Kremen for defrauding him out of the sex.com domain name almost 6 years ago. However, Cohen is currently a fugitive from justice in Mexico, with his assets in various offshore accounts, making it very difficult for Mr Kremen to claim his money. Kremen is now pursuing a $100m suit against VeriSign for signing over the domain in the first place, which he is expected to win." See our previous story for more background.

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  1. They put him to an end? by onion2k · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We are pleased to put a successful end to Mr. Cohen," said Richard J. Idell, a lawyer representing Kremen

    Thats a heck of a price to pay.

    1. Re:They put him to an end? by The_K4 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, but they might release the money if they present a death cirtificate. :) "Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the american way."

  2. Why don't we just annex all those offshore islands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shit, if we can invade Iraq just for it's oil, it's high time the US got off its ass, reacquired some offshore property and get this money back under a lawful system where it can be taxed and/or garnished.

  3. Wow this is pretty cool by Scalli0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is actually pretty cool, if you read the related articles, this guy who 'snatched' the domain has gotten in gunfights, has bounty-hunters on him, and is a fugitive.

    Sounds like something from a crappy sci-fi film, but in real life!

    and extending the 'crappy sci-fi movie' parrallell, you can see what a bad movie it would be...2 guys fighting over a porn site.

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    1. Re:Wow this is pretty cool by Aceticon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hello, my name is Stephen Michael Cohen

      You stole my sex

      Prepare to die!!

  4. End of the internet? by Tickenest · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, this story just keeps getting funnier. At the end of the article, VeriSign claims in its court filings that if it loses this case and sets a precedent for others who have been defrauded out of their domains, it'll be "the end of the Internet". Anyone wanna set up a Paypal account to collect donations to stave off the end of the Internet?

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    1. Re:End of the internet? by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Funny

      [tongue_in_cheek]

      I think Verisign is suddenly realizing that "Oh - you mean we, as the people who hold onto the domain names, actually have a responsibility to protect our clients against fraud? I mean - what's up with that? Do you go after a bank if somebody writes a whole lot of checks in your name and only offers them a social security card as ID but no picture identification?

      "What? You do? Well, that's just UnAmerican - if businesses are held up to a standard of laws - what? They usually are? Well, shit on me! Who knew!

      "Obviously, this means the end of the Internet, then. Who ever took responsibility for what happened on the Internet?"
      [/tongue_in_cheek]

  5. Link by Scalli0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm somewhat dissapointed that /. didn't provide a direct hyperlink to the site in question on the main page...

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  6. Bounty? by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the bounty on the guy? The story says that bounty hunters have been involved in several gun fights already, but with unemployment at an all-time high I bet there'd be no end of people willing to hunt the guy down like a dog if the price is right.

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    1. Re:Bounty? by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've been in gunfights with Mexican police over a $4 bottle of tequila.

  7. 007 must be involved somehow by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    With all the international intrigue, this sounds like a plot for a new film:

    "James Bond: Imminent Domain"

    which has a working title

    "Live and Let Domain-Sqaut"

    (The title "The Spy who SEX.COM'ed me" has been rejected")

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  8. Sex.com offender by barcodez · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will Stephen Michael Cohen be added to a sex.com offenders list?

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  9. Re:Domain names by worst_name_ever · · Score: 3, Funny
    It is almost impossible to acquire ownership of land without the consent of the owner.

    Unless you have, like, tanks and stuff.

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  10. In other words... by seanmeister · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... he lost his sex appeal.

    ba-dum-bum. :-|

  11. Case over. by MasonMcD · · Score: 3, Funny

    mmmmmm. Somebody got a cigarette?

  12. You might say... by tomcio.s · · Score: 3, Funny

    It CAME to conclusion...

    I know. Sad. I just couldn't resist.

    To moderator: The above joke is so lame it deserves to be modded down.

  13. Better Title by FutureShoks · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sex.com case finally reaches climax" would have been a much better title for this story.

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