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Corn-Based Plastic
SolemnDragon writes "CNN.com is offering up an article about the new corn-based plastic-like product being used at Wild Oats Natural Markets. The product looks like plastic, works like plastic... and then turns into compost. Dubbed the 'corn-tainer,' it's being used to serve foods, etc. Available only in the Pacific Northwest stores (of course) or you can make your own at home. And here's more info on Bio-plastic from MSU." Our older story.
but it was corny, so nevermind
Banaaaana!
cr0n?
Finally! I'm rich! I have never owned a computer, tech stocks, etc... but I have been farming corn for the past 50 years! Finally!
Getting too much pr0n?
That's a-maize-ing!
That's one way to compile your kernel.
Hey, guess what I managed to cobb-le together.
Make plastic or make tequila...tough choice.
Lastly, I am Cornholio...do you have TP for my bunghole?
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They coat it with sugar, stamp it into interesting shapes, and call it "breakfast cereal".
If we could use corn plastic in computers, could we use kernels for Linux?
but Classic Plastic will be outlawed due to its effect on the environment. It will then be discovered that it can act as a halucinegen. America will declare war on plastics, and the libertarian party will be ignored for standing up for our right to buy and use plastics.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
Gives a whole new meaning to cornholing.
HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
It's also much better tasting than the alternative, Plastic based Corn.
Fuck, after reading that post I suddenly got really hungry. Anyone got any doritos?
Perhaps I could take this post seriously if its spelling didn't resemble that of a toddler with Tourette's and a heroin habit.
"The meek shall inherit the earth, the rest of us shall go to the stars." Isaac Asimov
BOOOOOM!!
Is it fascism yet?