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Pentagon Wants IPv6 by 2008

anzha writes "The constant question for 'when' for IPv6 keeps wandering across good ole /. It seems that the Pentagon has decided to put a foot down and put a deadline on their dark and dangerous portion of the net."

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  1. first penis bird foo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  2. well.. by mewsenews · · Score: 0, Troll

    thank god someone's finally taking the initiative, even if it is the baby-killers at the pentagon :P

    1. Re:well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Damn Trolly McTrollMeister!

  3. No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    When did the pentagon ever become an authority with the Internet. Not only do they have some serious problems (ie, the muslim 9/11 attacks) and numerous deadly errors, now they want in on the standards of the internet. my ass they will. i am sick and tired of the government prodding into the business of the global community. read friedman's "the lexus and the olive tree" for the some good insight into this matter.

  4. Please die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Holy shit you're fucking ignorant and lame. You sound like you're a twelve year old Rage Against the Machine fan with access to a thesaurus. You need to die. Now.

    1. Re:Please die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      shut up you fucking idiot, it's called a troll and you just started one big flame by replying. fuck you, bitch.

  5. You should die, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You are a square headed cock sucker, and most likely wield a small pecker. Die.

  6. We wouldn't *need* IPv6... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    if it wasn't for those damn Asians.

    I'm telling you, we need to disconnect them from the rest of the web, all they do is spam

    1. Re:We wouldn't *need* IPv6... by xombo · · Score: 0, Troll

      The only problem with this Troll is that I agree, now I hope I'm not modded down for thinking differently, I just have to wonder what they actually DO for us rather than make porn and spam which we can do ourself, I hope someone can respond to this and enlighten me instead of making it a -1, Troll.

  7. Re:Ummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    anal rape this fucker! i like big cock!

  8. Re:Ummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    i have a small brain. please explain to me what you say.

  9. Re:Delusional small pecker wielder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    As a side note, I make more money then you, too.

    I sure as hell bet you do, bitch. I mean, that EIGHT AND ONE INCH cock of yours must get you all the ghey guys on slashdot, especially cowboyneal. considering i am too young to even get a job here in the uk, you must have it real easy wherever you live selling your horse cock for some cold hard moneys

  10. Re:yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let's see, the meter is defined as...9,129,631,770 oscillations of the 133Cs atom or alternately as the distance light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.[1]
    Its origin dates to a botched measure of the earth's curvature.[2]

    Very useful!

    Adding to the scientific accuracy, the kilogram is based on the weight of one cubic decimeter of water. Don't worry about the arbitrary nature of this decision - it is scientific!

    I'm glad it doesn't have some mundane meaning like "one tea-spoon" or "one table spoon". Also, we all know base-10 is the only natural unit for calculation. What were the Babylonians thinking when they used base 60? Nobody ever needs to divide things into thirds.

    250mg is so much easier to say than "quarter pound"! (just count the syllables if you don't believe me) Likewise, 333mm is so much more precise than 4 inches.

    At least the metric system is scientific! :P

    [1] http://www.mel.nist.gov/div821/museum/length.htm
    [2] http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/meter.html

  11. Re:Hardware vendors have to come in line first. by eternal · · Score: 0, Troll

    Nortel has been supporting ipv6 sence 97 on all router platforms and passport. Course im sure cisco will try and make their own diferent from everyone else. I think i remember the last hold up was microsoft and news on this?

  12. Er have they let other countries know about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Or are they keeping it secret from those crazy foreigner?

  13. Pass the Dutchie on the Left Hand Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Alex McCluskey and the Steve Ballmer Philharmonic Orchestra present: the rcon password.

  14. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    HIDDEN GOATSE.CX REDIRECT LINK IN PARENT

    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  15. OT: Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    This guy is a troll

    From his own journal.
    "Well, after a massive trolling spree, this account has gone from excellant to bad karma. From now on, I'll only post the shallow crap that the idiot moderators are guaranteed to mod up
    The trick to getting a +5 post is a simple one: Post a comment containing a vaugely ontopic link within the first 20 posts. The midless droids will mod you up."


    I mean really, +5 for posting the results of a google search? Could the mods please stop being so lazy with their points, some of us want to read an interesting discussion at +3, not pages of mind numbing Karma whoring.
  16. MOD PARENT DOWN - GOATSE LINK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
  17. Re:yeah but.... by Pres.+Ronald+Reagan · · Score: -1, Troll

    You are ignorant.

    --

    Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
    --Ronald Reagan
  18. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    So Bush Sr. really invented the internet! You heard it right here on Slashdot folks, the most reliable news source on Earth!! No politics or personal opinions here, just plain objective news coverage! 24/7!