The Buttocks Have It

An anonymous reader writes "From this ZDNET article: Future hijackers may find that their buttocks betray them, if UK defense firm Qinetiq has its way. The company has developed a smart chair stashed with a thicket of seat sensors, according to New Scientist magazine this week. The same seats could also be used to warn cabin staff of illness among the passengers, potentially alleviating the risk of deep vein thrombosis or DVT."

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first post fucker

[Anonymous Coward]

first post slashdot bitch motherfuckers

That's

[CausticWindow]

totally ass, man. Much like being assfucked by an american.

Bet they don't detect

[You Are A Dumbass]

this set of buttocks!