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A Mighty Wind

DoraLives writes "Fascinating New York Times piece regarding a proposed wind farm for Nantucket Sound. Suddenly, all the environmentally friendly locals are going ballistic over the prospects of seeing an 'industrial energy complex' in their backyard. Walter Cronkite decries it, as do many other local checkbook environmentalists. Greenpeace says 'Jim Gordon (the developer) is the real thing, there aren't many entrepreneurs out there willing to take risks to clean up the environment.' Who's right?"

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  1. Process by grantsellis · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Plant wind

    2. Raise wind

    3. Harvest wind

    4. PROFIT!

  2. Re:NIMBY by bj8rn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I certainly could use a windmill in/near my backyard - it would drive all those bloody moles away.

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    Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
  3. House and Senate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....call me crazy, but i'm thinkin those two might be a fuggin gold mine for any 'wind harvesters'....Hot-air balloon industry might like a heads-up on this too...

    ;-)

  4. Re:NIMBY by weorthe · · Score: 3, Funny

    A hundred years from now hoity-toity real-estate agents in Nantucket will be touting the scenic view of the picturesque Nantucket Sound wind-mill farm in their hoity-toity brochures.

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  5. I recall.... by pjdepasq · · Score: 3, Funny

    I once knew a girl from Nantucket...

    Oh wait, that's related to another story....

  6. Re:NIMBY FACTOR by SYFer · · Score: 5, Funny

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who consumed megawatts by the bucket
    I'm more eco than you
    But don't block MY view
    To your clean power source I say 'fuck it.'

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    "...all the labours of the ages, all the devotion, all the inspiration, all the noonday brightness..." yada yada
  7. Fair Weather Environmentalists by Phoenix666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bug me. There have been several such stories in the NE about this lately. The other one I can remember was in upstate New York. Rich people there complained about their views being ruined too. Like other posters, I agree that the developer should acquiesce and give them a coal-burning power plant instead.

    It makes me think that perhaps the wind-farm developers are going about it all wrong. They should first say they're going to put a nuke power plant in Nantucket, and let the residents get good and riled up about that. Let their faces go beet-red with fury, let them picket the site, and give them tons of air time on the local news channels. Then you throw your hands up in the air and say, "OK, OK, I give up! I'll only build a wind farm! Boy, you environmentalists sure make it hard for honest entrepreneurs to do business..." The locals will say, OK, that's more like it. They'll think they've won, and you get to build your wind farm.

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    Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
  8. Re:NIMBY by soulsteal · · Score: 4, Funny

    What you gain in lack of moles, you make up with in kooky old codgers with lances and sidekicks names Sancho Panza.

  9. Re:NIMBY by bj8rn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but they are MUCH easier to get rid of than moles.

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    Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
  10. Wow! by mdielmann · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not being from the US, I didn't know that welfare got >2x what defense got (would I have known if I was American? ;). But here's an idea - draft welfare recipients. No more street people and defense gets more money (somewhat offset by the low-ranking, low-pay conscripts). It's a winning solution, well, except for the welfare recipients, but what an incentive to get off the dole!

    Of course, I don't believe that, but you can bet there's at least one clown on the Hill who thinks that's a good idea (and he probably has half his staff telling him to shut up about that idea until pension kicks in...).

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    Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?