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UK To Hold Public Enquiry On Spam

Posted by simoniker on from the obligatory-egg-and-beans-reference dept.

feepcreature writes "Is something going to be done about email spam at last? In the UK, the All Party Parliamentary Internet Group is to hold a public enquiry into spam. These politicians seem to understand the scale of the spam problem, and they are considering a new global level organization to deal with the Internet, as well as new laws, inter-government action and technical solutions. But will more international bodies help? Would laws work?"

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  1. Unfortunately by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Funny
    Unfortunately they misspelled the word 'public' in the notice they mass-mailed, and the notice got tossed out with the rest of the spam.

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  2. FINALLY!!! by SuperDuG · · Score: 4, Funny
    The nuclear powers have agreed to stop spam. I knew it would take a strong force to stop spam, I think a few globalthermonuclear weapons targeted at key locations might just do the trick.

    Rejoice and run to the streets, freedom from spam is near!!!

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  3. I wanna be an outlaw by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    If spam is outlawed, only outlaws will get YOUNG HOT SLUTS!!! AND VIAGRA NOW!!

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  4. Did anyone else read: by stinkwinkerton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paramilitary instead of Parliamentary?

    For a second there, I was thinking to myself "Man, those Brits take spam SERIOUSLY."

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  5. The US is ready to help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just tell us who to invade and we'll be right on it!

  6. The Horrors of SPAM by rMortyH · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not in the UK, so I can't tell my story there, but spam has ruined my life!

    First of all, it's almost impossible to answer all of it! But that's just the beginning of the problem.

    At first, I thought it was great. I got tons of credit, a new mortgage at 0%, and a fat check from some guy in Nigeria. But now my 'manhood' and my wife's breasts are so huge that neither of us can move or even feed ourselves.

    If we didn't have the army of hot teenage sluts to take care of us, we'd be dead by now.

    I hope they will put an end to spam before any more innocent people suffer this horrible fate.