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Microsoft Files 15 Lawsuits Against Spammers

Popsikle writes "A Seattle Paper reports that 'Microsoft Corp. announced it has filed 15 lawsuits against alleged e-mail spammers in Washington state and the United Kingdom on Tuesday.' It states the tough anti-spam laws in UK and Washington allows ISP's to sue spammers. This could be a good test of the new anti-spam laws." There's coverage on CNN as well. Microsoft has picked a good venue for such a case.

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  1. all the money in the world by frieked · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hmmmm, let's see... They can sue for up to $500 per message sent and there's millions and millions of spams sent by these people every day...

    So (500 * Millions and Millions) = Microsoft is suing for all the money in the world

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  2. Microsoft? Spammers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But... who do we root against? If only Linus were somehow involved, it'd all be so clear!

    My brain hurts!

  3. ahhh crap...... by Lxy · · Score: 5, Funny

    We hate spammers.
    We hate Microsoft.
    Microsoft sues spammers.
    Dangit.

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    1. Re:ahhh crap...... by YomikoReadman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even though I really hate to say this, and am kicking my self in the ass as I write this.. I see it going like this. We hate Spam We hate Spammers We hate Microsoft We hate Spam and Spammers less than We hate Microsoft We like Microsoft for sueing Spammers The Hill takes note Sueing Spammers is Unnecessary because They are Hunted like Animals by the Law Microsoft did something good, after all *Sighs* I Hate to say it, but this could be good.

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    2. Re:ahhh crap...... by yatest5 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Linux: Telling Microsoft where to go since 1991

      Ha, that's like 'school nerds, telling high school jocks where to go since 1991 - "jocks, please go to the prom and screw the hottest chicks in school"'.

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    3. Re:ahhh crap...... by a_timid_mouse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah.
      One of them has to lose.
      We like to see them lose.
      It's a win-win situation for us! Either the spammers lose and stop making money from their disgusting trade, or M$ loses and wastes their money suing the spammers. I say they deserve each other!

    4. Re:ahhh crap...... by notque · · Score: 1, Funny

      Everyone told me that if I worked hard in school, and embraced my geekdom, the high school jocks would be working at Jack in the Box, while I was screwing the hottest chicks with the most money.

      I'm still waiting.

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    5. Re:ahhh crap...... by VCAGuy · · Score: 4, Funny
      At least my computer comes with documentation.

      On my first date with my girlfriend, I wore the shirt that said:

      $> man woman
      $> Segmentation fault (core dumped)

      ...the nice thing is that she actually got the joke!

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    6. Re:ahhh crap...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      At least until Columbine...

  4. This is a win-win situation! by Fefe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let them sue until they die of old age!

    And this time I don't even care how much money is sunk into the greedy hands of their respective lawyers.

    1. Re:This is a win-win situation! by Nexzus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah. Then they'd just use their own products to ensure they never age.

      You know, that miracle pill seen on Oprah, NBC, CNN that actually burns fat while reversing aging.

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  5. OK, let me think... by da3dAlus · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's Wednesday, so is MS good?
    MS vs Spammers, so the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
    But MS runs Hotmail, so the enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

    I'm so confused.

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  6. Only result can be... by sahonen · · Score: 0, Funny

    Spammers will just go deeper underground and learn to hide themselves increasingly better, and move to countries with lax attitudes on spam.

    The only solution is to make it unprofitable. I suggest planting whatever program Sen. Hatch plans on using for destroying computers into all the adware on the internet, I'm guessing the people who download that are the same people who actually buy stuff from spam.

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  7. When Evil fights against Evil by kilimangaro · · Score: 1, Funny

    Take a beer, sit down and enjoy the show !

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  8. Re:Great but... by Steve+B · · Score: 5, Funny
    although the threat of legal action will be a big deterrent there's always going to be spam unless we can come up with a technological solution to stop it

    True, but not particularly relevant. A convincing demonstation that spamming is likely to result in 2-5 years of testing the effectiveness of your cellmate's herbal Viagra and penile enhancement, won't deter everybody, but it will deter enough people to keep the bandwidth theft level down to something manageable.

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  9. Slashdot Club by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first rule of Slashdot Club: never side with Microsoft.

    The second rule of Slashdot Club: never side with Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Slashdot Club by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1, Funny

      The second rule of Slashdot Club: never side with Microsoft.
      Oh wait, sorry, I read the first line twice, silly me.
      The second rule of Slashdot Club: no smoking in the hallways, please go outside.

      Third rule of Slashdot Club: no littering, use the bins provided.

      Fourth rule of Slashdot Club......

  10. "not quite a true prescident..." by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 0, Funny

    For a second there I thought you were talking about Dubya.

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  11. Ack! by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hate Microsoft; hate spam.
    Hate Microsoft; hate spam.
    Evil greedy corporation; slimy pollution of the Internet.
    Illegally abusing their monopoly; illegally hijacking servers.
    Overpriced software; lowest mortgage rates ever.
    Bug-ridden products; barnyard porn.
    Embrace and extend; extend your manhood.
    No concept of security; special offers on SystemWorks 2003.
    Never innovating; always innovating.

    I'm siding with Microsoft.

    *sob*

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  12. I'd love to see this trial in person by drgroove · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mainly just to see first hand an accused Spammer being cross-examined by a Microsoft Lawyer, dressed up in that stupid butterfly outfit...

    1. Re:I'd love to see this trial in person by rhkaloge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can we install a trap door under the witness chair too?

  13. Re:Microsoft? Spammers? by syle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Root for one well placed hand grenade during the proceedings.

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  14. In other news today... by Noryungi · · Score: 5, Funny

    DEATH STAR (AP) 2003/06/18 --

    Darth Vader, Lord of Sith and Supreme Commander of the Imperial Fleet, has announced today his intention to sue Sauron of Mordor, the official "Dark Lord" of Middle Earth, for violating his Intellectual Property (IP).

    Darth Vader spokesdroid K4VC5 briefly commented to the intergalactic press: "Darth Vader is, most certainly, the original Dark Lord, and we feel that Sauron of Mordor, no matter how creative and evil, has no right to call himself the 'Dark Lord' of Middle Earth". He added that Darth Vader legal team would pursue damages worth "several billions" of Galactic Credits.

    Sauron, Dark Lord of Middle Earth, was unavailable to comment, but well-informed sources close to Mordor report that "his evilness" promised to rain death and destruction on the first legal storm trooper to ever set foot on Middle Earth.

    Darth Vader spokesdroid also confirmed that Lucifer, the star attorney of Mephistopheles, Baal, Satan & Associates Law Firm (LLC) has been retained to defend a case which promises to be one of the toughest legal fight in the history of Evil(tm).

    Lucifer first (and best known) legal battle involved the semitic God YHWH (pronounced: "Yahweh") for the control of the "Garden of Eden" real-estate property. That case was widely considered a draw, and was settled out of court.

    Dr Evil, widely considered as an authority on Evil(tm) only commented: "Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!", and declined to elaborate any further.

    That's all for business news. Film at 11.

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  15. Re:Full list of charges including details by Croaker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, this page brought a smile to my face just by knowing that soon, a Google search for "beefupyourpenis.com" will probably lead to a Microsoft page.

  16. Re:Gorilla Against Spam!! (GAS) by Eccles · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's more to this than meets the eye, surely.

    You may be right, but don't call me Shirley.

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  17. Re:And Korean spam? by SuperDuG · · Score: 2, Funny
    And this mess will only be solved when all governments have the same interests.

    So are you claiming that there has been no global action because our world leaders are interested in the emails about penis enlargement?

    Or maybe they've taken a ride on the bang bus, and enjoyed it.

    Or maybe they weren't able to get an official pack of patriot cards, and wanted a reproduction.

    Or maybe they like to see every hole filled.

    Or maybe they need an email to tell them that a horney housewife is waiting for them.

    Or maybe they already had $200 added to their online gambling accounts.

    Or maybe they are wanting to see what happens when college girls get drunk.

    OR MAYBE THEY'RE ALL INVOLVED WITH MY FRIEND FROM THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT WHO NEEDS THEIR ACCOUNT TO TRANSFER FUNDS WITH

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  18. Re:Because MS does not want to test EULAs. by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Funny
    the spammer could challenge the legality of the EULA, showing that it was not signed, that there was no evidence that he read or understood it

    If that's the standard, then no document is binding on a spammer unless it's written in orange crayon using Dr. Seuss vocabulary.

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  19. Re:Because MS does not want to test EULAs. by Sneftel · · Score: 4, Funny

    SECTION 4 - RESTRICTIONS ON USAGE

    You may not use it to send spam!
    You may not use it for a scam!

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  20. My head's gonna explode by SnarfQuest · · Score: 3, Funny

    MicroSoft: BOO!
    Spammers: BOO!
    Suing Spammers: YAY!
    MicroSoft sues Spammers: BOO!--no YAY!--no BOO!--no ka-poW!!

    I'm so confused...

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