Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

Robotech_Master writes "In a lengthy announcement on its ebook catalog page, Gemstar, owner of TV Guide and the Rocket/Gemstar eBook, has announced it is going out of the ebook business. Gemstar will not be selling any new devices or ebook content after July 16th. Of particular interest to those who purchased the newer Gemstar eBook models that eliminated the ability to install free content directly on the devices: 'We will also continue to provide the newly released Personal Content feature available through the web bookstore at least through July 16, 2006.' It's too bad, really; I've heard that the Gemstar has one of the most legible displays of any of the ebook alternatives available. They could have done quite well as general-purpose reading devices, if Gemstar had not locked them directly to its own overpriced content in a stunning demonstration of self-proctology."

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Self Proctology!?!?

[flowerp]

SATAN! This would be excellent journalism - on sites like stileproject.com

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Simoniker has no penis

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hopefully simoniker is busy sucking off Pudge

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Re:Ebooks

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Les grosses torches acadiennes -- Mononc' Serge

à la déportation des Acadiens, les Anglais ont eu peur qu'avec trop d'gros dans leurs bateaux ils coulent dans les profondeurs. Ils n'ont donc emmené qu'les p'tites femmes, c't'ait plus sécuritaire de mÃme. Laissant sur le rivage par crainte du naufrage toutes les grosses torches acadiennes

AprÃs le grand dérangement les grosses ont procréé. Donnant naissance à de petites grosses qui elles mÃme ont proliféré. Si bien qu'aprÃs deux siÃcles et quelque, grÃce à la magie des gÃnes ont trouve encore un nombre record de ces belles grosses torches acadiennes .

Sur la plage de Parlee Beach l'été les touristes viennent. Y'ont pas besoin d'prendre le bateau pour observer les cachalots. Thibault et Thibodeau me l'avaient bien dit : Si tu aimes les baleines oublie Tadoussac, emmÃne ton back sac sur la péninsule acadienne.

L'autre soir j'ai rencontré une grosse torche de Bouctouche. J'vous dirai pas quel morceau de moi que j'lui ai mis dans la bouche. Ãa la changeait des poutines rÃpées, des pogos pi des hots chickens qui sont les habitants les plus fréquents des bouches des grosses torches acadiennes.

Malgré c'que j'ai dit avant, ces bacaisses je les aime. Elles aiment la vie, l'été elles font de l'ombre, l'hiver elles réchauffent ta cabane. Quand c'que les belles filles de Montréal ne voudront plus de moi Ãa m'f'ra pas d'peine de me saucer la graine dans une grosse torche acadienne.

idea for profit!

[Thinkit3]

1) Scan the new Potter book. 2) Print on paper. 3) Sell. 4) Profit! Well it would be cool if like people were selling copies made illegally in the streets. Down with IP!