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Hottest, Densest Matter Ever Observed

meitsjustme writes "Experiments at the Brookhaven National Laboratory have created the hottest, densest matter ever observed, recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe, scientists announced today."

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  1. Message paid for by Democratic National Committee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    The preceeding message was paid for by the Democratic National Committee.

  2. Dupe by bitty · · Score: 1, Troll
  3. Was the universe delivered via a natural birth? by jpsst34 · · Score: -1, Troll

    recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe, scientists announced today.

    Hmmmm. I remember learning that to have what's considered to be a truly natural birth, the parents must eat the placenta. And people actually do this. So, after this test, did the scientists eat the hot, dense matter's afterbirth? If not, then this test just ain't natural and can't be believed.

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