Hottest, Densest Matter Ever Observed
meitsjustme writes "Experiments at the Brookhaven National Laboratory have created the hottest, densest matter ever observed, recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe, scientists announced today."
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Closing In On The Quark-Gluon Plasma
recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe, scientists announced today.
Hmmmm. I remember learning that to have what's considered to be a truly natural birth, the parents must eat the placenta. And people actually do this. So, after this test, did the scientists eat the hot, dense matter's afterbirth? If not, then this test just ain't natural and can't be believed.
How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?