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SOHO's Antenna Jammed
zapp writes "Space.com has a story reporting that the communications antenna on SOHO (Solar and Heliospheric Observatory) has been acting up for two weeks, and as of 3PM ET Thursday was not functioning properly. The problem appears to be with motor to position the antenna. If full use of SOHO cannot be regained, it will set space weather forcasting back 20 years."
Where can I get a free copy of that movie on the net? It's open source now isn't it?
Tech: I'm having trouble with the radar sir. {Talking in microphone}
Colonel Sanders: You don't need that Private, we're right here. Now what is it?
Tech: I'm having trouble with the radar sir. {talking like the microphone}
Dark Helmet: {Pulls the microphone off the hook} Now what is it?
Tech: I'm having trouble with the radar sir.
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it?
Tech: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
Dark Helmet: The what?
Colonel Sanders: The what?
Dark Helmet: And the what?
Tech: You know the bleeps, {makes noise} the sweeps, {makes noise} and the creeps {makes noise}
Dark Helmet: That's not all he lost.
Tech: Sir, the radar sir. It appears to be jammed.
Dark Helmet: Jammed...raspberry. {puts down face mask} There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr. {camera hits him. He falls}
Norris/Palin 2012
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RADAR TECH.: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.
HELMET: What's wrong with it?
RADAR TECH.: I've lost the bleeps, I've the lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
HELMET: The what?
SANDURZ: The what?
HELMET: And the what?
RADAR TECH.: You know. The bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
HELMET: That's not all he's lost.
RADAR TECH.: Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be... jammed.
HELMET: Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!