Smart Cellphone Would Spend Your Money

jonknee writes "MobileTracker pointed to an article in the latest New Scientist about some new 3G mobile phone software that tries to learn your habits and start making your decisions for you. This sounds like science fiction, but it's happening now. The phone will be able to make reservations for you at your favorite steak house and then save seats for you at the hot event in town. Neat!"

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A Plan for the Middle East

[Anonymous Coward]

An observation: Half-Arab, half-white chicks are really fucking hot.

The problem, of course, is twofold: We don't want male sandniggers mating with our white women (not that they would; they're apparently more interested in blowing themselves up), and Arab women are way too ugly and hairy for white men to fuck.

Solution: We'll use Iraq as a base for our artificial insemination/breeding program. Collect semen from good American men and use it to impregnate Arab women. Abort the male fetuses, and collect the female babies. Remove them from their filthy environment and raise them to appreciate western standards of shaving and hygiene.

Sure it sounds crazy, but 20 years from now when there's such a glut of hot half-arab babes that even a fat Linux-using slob like yourself can have two, you'll thank me.