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Real Life Doom With Point-And-Shoot Positioning

SoupIsGoodFood_42 writes "A company called GeoVector has come up with a system that lets you point out a location. They say it could be used to get info on buildings and objects. E.G. pointing your mobile device at a movie theater could tell you what's on. They've also developed a "real world" version of Doom. So don't be surprised if you're in Japan early next year and see people running holding their cellphone/PDA like a gun."

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  1. Won’t work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeff Bezos has an exclusive patent on pointing at stuff.

  2. Sweeet by hubenshtein · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, now as if people don't think I'm geeky enough I can run around pointing my cell phone at shit expecting to Zap it.....

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  3. Awesome by blitzoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want the devices to be shaped like guns, just to piss all those anti-violence-in-videogames people off. "I'm not REALLY shooting them! I'm just aiming a realistic looking gun at them and pulling the trigger, thus gaining rewards in-game! Training me to be a killer indeed..."

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  4. Suggestion by AntiOrganic · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be better if you could point it at hot girls and it would search the Internet for pictures of them without any clothes on.

    1. Re:Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What if you accidentally pointed it at that fat geeky guy next to the hot girl?

      Oh wait, fat geeky guys would never be next to a hot girl. My bad.

  5. Real Life Doom??? by Obscenity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yes! my prayers have been recieved! I can now look like a total geek-fool in front of many people by shooting them with my mobile phone wee!!! This is going to be a good thing for the geek culture though. Instead of fat geeks, we'll get super thin, fast reaction, quick thinking, tactical geeks. The superhumans of tomorrow!

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    1. Re:Real Life Doom??? by AntiOrganic · · Score: 5, Funny

      But you can already become super-thin and embarass yourself at the same time by playing Dance Dance Revolution in public.

  6. Re:Virtual Light by iosmart · · Score: 5, Funny

    haha, pretty soon you'd start tuning out the word "boob"

  7. Silly by giminy · · Score: 5, Funny

    E.G. pointing your mobile device at a movie theater could tell you what's on

    Or you could look at the sign.

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    1. Re:Silly by jpmkm · · Score: 4, Funny

      This would be perfect, because blind people like to go to the movies.

  8. doom by CheechBG · · Score: 3, Funny

    It had better have a grapple, and a rocket launcher. (of course, said rocket launcher would only hurt humans, and not damage buildings in any way)

  9. Sod that. by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd rather have a jamming device to stop stupid people from running around my house and "camping" behind my garage. Also, hearing some 14 year old yell out "OMFG YUO AWN* FAGGOT!!!" in my backyard at 07:00 is probably NOT the best way to get my day started.

    * = Arctic Warfare Nokia. Just a regular Nokia with snow camouflage colours.

    1. Re:Sod that. by Akardam · · Score: 3, Funny

      * = Arctic Warfare Nokia. Just a regular Nokia with snow camouflage colours.

      So, basically, it's white.

      Right?

  10. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    First we have cellphones that spend money, now we have phones that can identify stuff when they're pointed at it?

    One day I'll not be able to find my phone cos it's nicked my car keys, stolen my money and gone out with its mates on the piss at a nightclub.

  11. long live Clippy! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

    It appears as though you are trying to stare at that blonde woman's breasts. Would you like me to...

    A) Order some pornographic material to relieve your urges?

    B) Zoom in?

    C) Shut the fuck up and let you carry on ogling?

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    1. Re:long live Clippy! by Pixies · · Score: 3, Funny

      D) Look at her face . . .

      Unheard of!

  12. They did this before by Sevn · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's called lasertag.

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  13. In other news... by SkewlD00d · · Score: 4, Funny

    "A 22-year old college student was fatally shot by a police officer mistaking the student's cell phone for a gun. The student was apparently playing the Real-Life (TM) DOOM (TM) game that is the rage on college campuses world-wide."

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  14. Re:Virtual Light by LadOuvE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will also end up with guy suing you with proof of you staring at their wife's ass =) I CAN wait for it to happen.

  15. Re:Virtual Light by demonbug · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is a system similar to what you describe at the Exploratorium in S.F. It puts up an image, and tracks where your eyes are looking, then replays what you were looking at. Pretty cool. I was there a year ago or so with my girlfriend, and purposely concentrated on every female in the images (she hit me).

  16. ultimate doom cellphone by demonbug · · Score: 4, Funny

    My Nokia BFG should arrive any day now...