Exercise Your Wrist, Power Your GBA?
The Hong Kong-based videogame store Lik Sang, whose (now unrelated?) company of the same name have been clashing with Nintendo over Gameboy 'backup devices' recently, have showcased another very cool Asian game-related gadget on their site, the SP Mini Winding Charger Handle. According to the manufacturer, "By winding handle to power the [Gameboy Advance] SP console, winding the handle for 8 minutes can play the game for 15 minutes, no need the battery. Human Power!" So you can rotate the miniature handle to power your GBA in handheld-related emergencies, and we refuse to make any obvious jokes at this time.
Now I can harness the power of my frequent and vigorous masturbation sessions! My hands and penis will together form an ENERGY PRODUCING POWERHOUSE rivaled only by the output of the local electric utility!
Why, entire neighborhoods, nay, entire CITIES will be demanding a share of the MEGAWATT output created when palm meets shaft in an orgy of solo-sex extacsy.
I better start practicing, my technique needs to be in tip-top shape, my stroke perfect, my concentration unmatched.
Finally, an invention that takes advantange of my unique accomplishments and skills.