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Backscatter X-Rays Coming to Airports

TSMABob writes "Wired News reports that a recent, but expensive, technology of backscatter may grace airport security in the future. Nice Bombs Ya Got There is an article that explains how this technology is far superior to the metal detectors of today, pointing out that 'Richard Reid, convicted of trying to blow up a trans-Atlantic jetliner with explosives in his shoes, walked through metal detectors at Orly Airport in Paris several times before boarding the plane.' Read More about backscatter x-rays and their ability to pick up non-metallic objects."

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  1. You know what you're thinking... by IpsissimusMarr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah yeah, I know its going to be repeated at least 300 times in this story... but I just can't help myself.

    X-RAY VISION IS FINALLY A REALITY!!!

    That is all, you may now go back to your regularly scheduled /.'ing.

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  2. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  3. Finally! by donutz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've been waiting for the day to come when I can just walk around naked in public...this machine, with it's ability to render the covering of clothing worthless, is a step in the right direction!

  4. Re:Another version of the same story. by grunherz · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first Airport Screener with a digital camera is gonna make a fortune the first time Britney Spears walks through this thing.

    Creepy image though ...

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  5. Coming soon, the hooter-shooter by lushmore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Truly an amazing technology. How long before contraband starts getting tucked in various bodily folds and crevices, and overweight travelers have to get pulled aside for special inspection?

    When fat people are naked in the airport, the terrorists will have won.

  6. Yet another option by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Another option would be to restrict the screener to a booth so no passing peepers can see the image, said Randal Null, the agency's chief technology officer.

    Yet another option would be to make the screeners sit naked while at work, thus making embarrassment mutual.

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  7. Girls gone wild by bathmatt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Great, now will be seeing ad's on latenight TV for

    Girls Gone Wild - Airport style.

  8. I'll tell you who I feel sorry for.... by Nemus · · Score: 5, Funny
    I feel bad for the poor bastard who has to look at everyone of these images as people walk through the terminal. Yeah, you get the occasional hot chick, but more often than not its gonna be Uncle Butch and Aunt Myrtle from East Jesus, AL back from their yearly tropical vacation, where they managed to devour close to two tons of fresh seafood between them...Ugh. Ugh-Ugh......

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  9. something I found amusing by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Scientific American:

    "A close second [in the stupid-security contest] was submitted by a guy whose story starts as he is about to board a plane in San Francisco. "The polite inspector informed me that he had to check my shoes for explosives. I dutifully removed them and handed them to him. He picked them up one by one and slammed them down on the floor with full force. Apparently, as they hadn't exploded, they were not dangerous, and he handed them back to me." Perhaps it's best to look on the bright side and simply applaud any public display of the scientific method."

  10. you asked for it... by tomstdenis · · Score: 5, Funny

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  11. Re:Another version of the same story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    heres a picture of the woman in the picture without the xrays.


    AHHHH! Turn the machine back on! Please!!!
  12. Re:Bonner at work. by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm. Maybe there is a market for boner detectors. If we have to undergo scrutiny, then so do the guards.

    "(beep beep) Well, it looks like ol' Bob is going to be suspended again. I bet his wife tossed his porn again so that he can't empty out before work. Sad."

  13. The only secure airline by earthforce_1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is where all baggage is checked, and passengers, flight attendants, and pilots must fly entirely in the buff. Call it "bare skin" airlines. The only remaining problem would be that of beligerent naked kung-fu masters on board.

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  14. Only in America by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Funny
    do you see stuff like this:
    about 1/10 (0.1) inch
    Only in America ...
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