Motion-sensitive Handhelds?
An anonymous reader writes "Fancy controlling your mobile phone just by moving it? This article on ZDNet describes a new smartphone that is motion sensitive, so users can zoom into a Web page, scroll round a document or switch from portrait view to landscape simply by tilting the handset." The company website has a little more information.
Har-Dee-Fucking-Har-Har, damn i think i just busted my fucking kidney...i get what he's saying, but that's obviously a pretty sad fucking joke