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The Real Reason for Sending Astronauts into Space
Puneet writes "An article on New York Times discussing the need for astronauts for carrying out experiments in space. Too many of the planned experiments depend on crew operations when they could more effectively be done without them. In many cases, the crew is needed only to deploy an autonomous experiment."
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I had the same reason for doing your mom.
Astronauts have always seemed to be niggers to me.
Seriously. To fuck. Evolution requires new environments to breed super humans. If we fuck in space, we will bring this new breed into existence.
Space fucking is hard to do. It requires superior intellect to accomplish correctly. It's the perfect way to preserve the spices. It also has the added benefit of keeping the population away from the idiots. This is because a human that is born an raised in space is not likely to survive in a 1G environment. So, they'd have to stay in micro gravity or die.
Eventually you'll have superior humans fucking other superior humans, and it just gets better and better. Imagine the creativity that fucking superior humans could come up with while on orbit. It's mind boggling. This is what my tax dollars should be spent on, god-ammit!
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Senator John Glenn has been one of the most intelligent and hardest-working members of either house of the US Congress. His good work more than makes up for Harrison Schmitt, Barfin' Jake Garn, and Edgar Mitchell.
Human exploration of space can happen naturally in a few centuries, when the technology has caught up with human desires. Until then, let's not waste money on human explortation.
So said the King of Portugal, and got beat out on the ownership rights to two whole continents to Spain. Damn that Columbus!
Derek