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Introduction to Debian
[vmlinuz] writes "SitePoint has an article that I wrote that introduces Debian and has guidelines on installing it. This could be usefull for managers, new users and other people that may be interested in using Debian." And honestly, who among us isn't interested in using the obviously superior Linux Distribution against which there can be no other contenders? (Oh dear god don't flame me! It's a joke people!)
this time, maybe?
FIRST POST YOU fucknuts!
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You are obivously in SCO's side. The word GNU doesn't appear in the article even once.
Hey, thanks a lot for the article. I just registered a couple of domain names on the internet because I was thinking about starting a linux business, but I realized I really don't know enough about the OS, so maybe someone would want to buy them from you. They are redhatconsulting.com and redhatconsultants.com Email me back at cwood@nvimail.com if someone would be interested in using either of these domain names... Thanks
OMG! Don't flame me! It's a joke people!
THE WORKOUT
"You don't mind working out at my place tonight, do you," asked Fran? "No, that's no problem," Dani replied, "as long as I get my reps in, I really don't care where I do it!" "Good," Fran said, "then let's get to it!" Both women were serious weight lifters who spent much more time and energy working out than the average "jane" would, and it wouldn't be unusual for either of them to spend four hours a night lifting and pulling the iron plates that gave them the heavily muscled appearance they so loved! Fran had invested big money into a home gym, and this was the first time her friend Dani had seen it. "Wow," Dani marveled, "this is great, you don't even hafta leave home to get in your reps!!!" "I know," Fran said beaming, while running her hand over the huge apparatus, "it cost me four grand, but it's worth it, no more schlepping back and forth to the gym!!!" "You first," Fran offered, "benches?!?" "Yeah, benches, set it at one seventy to start," Dani replied! While Fran was adjusting the machine to one hundred and seventy pounds, Dani lay down on her back and got ready to do a set of bench presses. When she was finished, they traded places and Fran took her turn while Dani spotted for her. After that, they went through a long series of lifts, alternating back and forth between lifting and spotting. After a particularly rough set of squats, both women decided to take a breather and have a drink of PowerAde. "Wow it's hot in here," Dani commented, as she took a long gulp from the bottle!!! "Yeah, it is," Fran replied, "do you want me to open the windows a little!?!" "Naw," Dani shot back, "I always feel like I'm doing more when I build up a sweat, don't you?!?" "Yeah, I do too," Fran answered back, "my muscles always look better when they're gleaming from sweat!!!" "Hey," Dani asked, "do ya have a posing mirror, I'd kinda like to see what I look like?!?" "Right over here," Fran replied, as she pulled open a door that hid a full length mirror ideal for muscle posing. Dani stepped in front of it, and went through a series of poses, stopping at the end of each one to admire herself in the mirror! "Ya know, Dani," Fran offered, "you can't really tell what you look like with those sweats on, why don't you take them off so you can see what you've got!?!"
Dani stopped posing and answered, "I don't have my suit, and I'm naked under here!!!" "Well," Fran opined, "there's just you me and the four walls here, I won't say anything, and I know that the walls won"t!!!" Dani gave her friend a sarcastic look while shrugging her shoulders, and in a few quick seconds, she had slithered out of her workout gear and stood naked in front of the mirror! "Holy smoke, girl," Fran enthused, "you look great!!!" Spinning and turning as she looked at her reflection, Dani replied, "Thanks, Frannie, but I think I need a little work on my gluts, they just don't seem big enough!!!" Fran leaned around to get a better look at Dani's ass, and said, "You're crazy, your butt is perfect and you know it!!!" Dani chuckled and said, "I know it, I just wanted to here you say it!!!" Fran gave Dani a light swat across her bare butt and ordered, "Out of the way, I want my turn," as she peeled of her own clothes and took her place in front of the mirror! Doing a pirouette, she asked, "Well, what do you think!?!" Dani eyed her good friend, taking in every curve and rippling muscle and announced, "You look better than ever, girl, a real hard body!!!" The two women had one last look in the mirror, and then went back to their work out, sans clothing!!!
After Dani had done her leg presses, Fran asked her, "I just noticed something, and I was just wondering...." Dani looked quizzically at her friend and said, "Well spit it out girl, you just noticed what?!? It's your, ya know between your legs," Fran stammered, I think I have the same problem!!!" Dani sat down on the bench, began toweling off, and replied, "You mean my clitoris, right!?!" "Uh, yes," Fran said quietly, "I noticed that yours is really big too, just like mine!!!" "I know, "
The *BEST* way to understand Debian is to see the movie Uzumaki. This documentry shows the origins of the Debian community and the influence it still has today.
"Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."