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Machinima Invade Hollywood's Turf?
Thanks to Wired News for posting an article discussing the rise of machinima, which are "animated movies.. utilizing the [real-time] 3-D graphics engines of games like Quake or Unreal." The article cites prominent machinima such as Jake Hughes' Anachronox: The Movie and the machinima-created music video for Zero 7's 'In The Waiting Line', and according to Bill Rehbock of Nvidia, "..machinima methods, in addition to providing a hobby for aspiring filmmakers, are starting to be used in the creative industries far more than is apparent. For example, George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic is using the Unreal engine to storyboard Star Wars movies." There's also a significant cash prize for machinima makers as part of Epic's Make Something Unreal competition we mentioned a few weeks back.
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Just curious. I can't post with my regular account (triple digit karma) and I can't even post anonymously. But when I log in with my troll account (bad karma) I can post fine. That's pretty fucked up.
Anyone getting the message that they already moderated the discussion even though they haven't? If you are getting that, create a new account and it works. I hope my regular account isn't fragged forever because I actually prefer to post something intelligent. But seeing as I have no choice but to troll tonight...
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One of the Slashdot editors comes home from work and he's really beat. It's his one year anniversary with his wife and things aren't going too well. He finds her standing naked in the bedroom looking in the mirror. He says, "um, what are you doing?"
She says, "Do you think my boobs are too small?" He responds, "No. Quit worrying about it and lets go out to dinner."
But she continues to look in the mirror and then says "Really, don't you think they should be bigger?"
Finally, he tells her, "OK, here's what you do. Every night for the next year, rub toilet paper on them once a day."
She looks puzzled and asks, "How's that gonna make them bigger?"
"Well, I don't really know, but it sure worked on your ass."
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