Naming Your Character In RPGs?
Thanks to InsertCredit for their feature discussing the player-inputted choice for character names in videogames. They discuss some of the joys of DIY character naming ("Some people will buy an RPG, only to name the characters after their favorite profane words"), as well some more unlikely pleasures ("I became obsessed with buying used Final Fantasy VI cartridges for 100 yen at a certain game shop in Akihabara, just to see what all the characters had been named.") Taking a lead from this distinctly unconventional article, what names have Slashdot Games readers entered for characters in their favorite RPGs, and why?
Now that the Iranian conjoined twins are dead, the biggest question on our minds is... Were they ever fucked ever? I mean, imagine getting pussy off of a fucking conjoined fucking woman! What a rush, man! Hooo rah! Hoorah! I'm already gung ho and hard thinking about porking Islamic conjoined bitches for some good ole shizznozz. I would like to be the guy who ripped their clothing off, and fornicated with reckless abandon to deliver my spermic influx into their velvety crevasse! I mean, i would like to dirty Sanchez their mother and rip her fucking burka off and make her watch me fuck her conjoined daughters! Then I would wipe the cum off with Mohammed's shoal and throw it in a pile of pig shit.
Yes, I'm certain it would be easy using a MOSTLY EXTINCT LANGUAGE.