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Quakeworld Physics Captured in Quake3
Rooked_One writes "For people, that to this day, swear by the quakeworld physics where you could "bunnyhop" through huge maps in a matter of seconds, but were lured away by better graphics, your day has come. Fortress Evolution has been announced with a couple of groovy little movies to drool over until they have a release. Many of you will remember Quake Team Fortress, well, this mod for Quake3 is made by players primarily of Mega Team Fortress, which i'm sure some of you will remember in poor regards. But we won't get into that. What is needed to know is that you will be able to play QW in the quake3 engine."
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clever but too slow. YOU FAIL IT PRONG DONGLE ehehehehehe
I wish we had more postal workers on Segways, it'd be a nice bit of PR. Yah, I know, I'm astroturfing, but the fact of the matter is that it's a cause I support. Heh.
Now postal workers going crazy...on segways...not likely...my Segway actually kept me from going postal!
Well, she pretended to have amnesia so that the lie that was her "rescue" won't be fully exposed. Poor girl, her transport crashes after getting lost, breaking some of her limbs in the accident. Then she gets taken by ambulance to the allies and returned back to an Iraqi hospital after the allies attack the ambulance. She gets treated well in hospital, then gets "rescued" by soldiers firing blanks for the TV cameras (there were no Iraqi soldiers for miles) and ferryied home as a fake "hero", through no choice of her own.
I really feel sorry for her. The US Government has treated her far worse than the Iraqis did. And they lied their ass off to us about the whole thing. And she has to live with that lie. I hope they pay her well to keep her mouth shut.
why doesn't slashdot display correctly on pocket IE? The text is unreadable, black on black.
how did this get modded funny?
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This is a script for an animation i am doing. Tell me what you think.
Bill and bob go to the neighbors house
Bill grins while watching bob stick a knife in the neighbors cat
Bill and bob laugh while watching the cat writhe in pain as it bleeds to death
Bill and bob get inside their car
Bill and bob drive to the local diner, on the way they swerve to hit peoples pets
while they are still on the leash. Dead animals are flying all over the place
A police officer pulls them over for doing 173 in a 15
Police officer has them roll down the window and asks for id
Bill very quickly pulls out a gun and shoots the officer in the face. The officer drops
to the ground and instantly dies
Bill then goes in reverse to run over the cops head. They then get out and make an incision
in the officers stomach. They pull out some of the intestine, wrap it around the officers
neck and tie the other end of the intestine to the bumper and drag the officer to the diner
Bill and bob walk into the diner and sit down at a table. Bob orders a tuna and sardine milk shake
Bob orders the pubic sushi super combo platter.
Upon bob getting his pubic sushi, he looks up at the waitress, and politely says "Theres a head
hair in my pubic sushi"
The waittress says "Sorry honey, i'll get you another one"
Right at the moment where her hands almost touch his plate Bob pulls out a gun and shoots her right
in the face.
Waittress falls to the floor instantly dead. Nobody in the diner notices
Bob looks at the waittress for a moment, then grabs her left tit and says to Bill, "Yup, theyre real".
Bob then looks from side to side to see if anybody is watching ( nobody is ), then lifts up her skirt
a little bit and says to bill "Damn, one hell of a forrest".
Bob then drags the body to the bathroom, Loud grunting and banging are heard for several moments.
One guy in the diner notices.
Bob finishes up and walks out of the bathroom, having left her body in there.
The arab guy that noticed looks in bobs direction.
Bob says to the arab, "Fuckin shit dude, better hit it soon, that shit aint gonna stay warm forever"
the arab says "Fucking christ man, have you no deacency?"
Bob then procedes to beat the fuck out of the arab untill the arab is unconsciouse.
The violent beating causes the arabs head to pop off and roll about a meter from the body. When the
head comes to a complete stop the upper portion slides off, like a top, exposing the inside of the head.
A little toy choo choo train then rolls out of the head and onto the floor. THe front of the train is a
gigantic smiley face covered in blood and brain fragments. Little elves in the carrier cars are breaking
up ice and making snowcones, substituing urine for syrup.
All odd numbered snow cones are urine. Every
other snow cone is robitussin or diarreah. At the last car, a tiny little elf wearing a bondage outfit
passes out the cones to rainbow colored cockroaches and fleas, who then distribute them to the people in
the diner.
The people in the diner proceed to eat the snow cones