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Quakeworld Physics Captured in Quake3
Rooked_One writes "For people, that to this day, swear by the quakeworld physics where you could "bunnyhop" through huge maps in a matter of seconds, but were lured away by better graphics, your day has come. Fortress Evolution has been announced with a couple of groovy little movies to drool over until they have a release. Many of you will remember Quake Team Fortress, well, this mod for Quake3 is made by players primarily of Mega Team Fortress, which i'm sure some of you will remember in poor regards. But we won't get into that. What is needed to know is that you will be able to play QW in the quake3 engine."
MESQUITE, TX--It was a dark afternoon. Cumulus clouds were directly overhead ready to drench the buildings and citizens of Mesquite.
Minutes before the rain started to pour, John Romero walked up to his former friend's house and rang the doorbell. John Carmack opened the door a few seconds later, and was shocked to see Romero.
"We need to talk," said Romero, holding back a smile. He was really happy to see his old friend again.
"There's nothing to talk about," replied Carmack.
"I think there is. Can I please come in?"
Carmack reluctantly let his former friend inside his house. Romero sat on the loveseat in the living room. Carmack sat in a chair next to him. "What do you need to say," he asked.
"I've been doing a lot of thinking about my life, and I don't want to have any regrets 10 years from now. So as much as it hurts my ego to say what I'm about to say, deep deep down, I know it is the right thing to do. So, here goes--I'm sorry."
"What?" Carmack couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I was such a jerk when I worked for id. I'm sorry that I've been worse since I left... the way I've let my feelings about you be known publicly... the way I acted when we didn't make Quake an RPG which was the way I wanted to do it."
"Really?" Outside, the rain was starting to sprinkle down.
"My life has been so empty without you. What we shared was so great, so spectacular, so... special, and I was a fool for leaving it. I was childish and immature, and I want you to know that I'm truly sorry for what I did, and I don't blame you if you never talk to me again."
"John," said Carmack, who stood up and then sat next to Romero on the couch, "I'm speechless. I've felt the same way about us not being together. Of course I can forgive you." Carmack then put his hand on the inside of Romero's hairy thigh, rubbing it up and down. "How I've missed you."
"Kiss me," whispered Romero.
Carmack removed Romero's glasses and threw them to the floor. He pushed Romero back and climbed on top of him. He could feel Romero's hard, throbbing cock poking out of his shorts. Carmack rubbed his hands through Romero's full, long mane while Romero slipped his hands into Carmack's pants, putting his fingers in Carmack's butt crack.
"That feels so good," moaned Carmack.
Eventually Romero's hands came out of Carmack's butt crack, and worked their way to Carmack's belt. Romero slowly unbuckled Carmack's belt, while having Carmack's tongue in his mouth. He had forgotten just how sweet Carmack's tongue tasted. Romero unzipped Carmack's pants, revealing Carmack's stiff railgun. Carmack never wears underwear.
"Fuck my face with your BFG," begged Romero, who then took Carmack's huge pecker into his mouth. Carmack was moaning in ecstasy while Romero was deep-throating him. Romero rubbed Carmack's rocket launcher while gently tugging on his ballsac with his teeth. That always drove Carmack crazy.
"I MUST HAVE YOU NOW," Carmack screamed.
Carmack stood up and told Romero to bend over. Romero was more than happy to oblige. Carmack entered Romero's anus slowly at first, but once he was in he quickened the pace. Even without lube, Romero's hairy hole was so inviting and cozy. They could both hear the loud roar of thunder outside. Neither one cared about what was happening outdoors though.
"Who's your daddy," Carmack rhetorically asked while smacking Romero's bony white ass.
"You are John. You are!"
Romero then reached around Carmack, squezzing his butt cheeks as hard as he could. There was a bright flash of lightening, so blinding that it was visible through Carmack's house, even though only one window was uncovered.
"I'm going to cum!" Carmack pulled out, shooting his jizz like a grenade into Romero's long, stringy hair. He leaned over Romero, and gave him a kiss on the cheek from behind.
"I guess I could say that you fragged me John," said Romero.
Carmack replied,
As somebody who has never played Quake (stopped playing FPS after around Doom 1), let me be the one to say that y'all are making no sense whatsoever.
Which is interesting to me, because now I have an idea of what the rest of the site seems like to a non-geek.
(Really, it ain't pretty)
Circuit
To steal from AICN TBers, Fuck bunny-hoppers, fuck them up their stupid asses.
Kickin' it self-righteous school.
Q3 mod? It's a little late for that isn't it? Q1 & Q2 owned Q3's same ole shit, ass. Q3 was like having a deathmatch with mario brothers with all those fruity colors. The rl looked like a big dildo and they messed up the rg. BF1942 is where dm, etc. has evolved to with full access to all types of vehicles, planes, and boats.
HL 2 looks like it'll expand on BF1842's engine and that's even better
You aren't free to do anything, until you've lost everything.
All media except Fox. The whole "rescue of Jessica Lynch" operation has been laughed at for quite some time ... you know ... outside the US.
it's in my head